Here's where the fun begins.
I start to hear a weird spraying sound behind me, and realize the back windows were open, so I scramble to push the button and close them, and i accidentally open both the drivers side and passenger side windows. Now the stage i was on wasn't the nice clear pre-rinse stage, it was on the full blown multicolor wax stage, and the wax started to fill the car. the giant spinning towel things were all in the car, hitting my face, and absolutely covering everything. I try to roll up the window, and the towel thing gets caught in the window, so i have no choice but to open the window again. More foam!
and of course, i had on a white t-shirt, which is now white, blue and purple. what a mess.