Pretty soon his fucking muscles are going to tear away from his bones.
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"My brother also took a shit right after that. Yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic. He took a shit in the car. He layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them. It was so funny." ~ec156
When I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast
if i were him, i would piss off cops just so i could run away from them.
so we got my friends cat high and it made firetruck noises for two hours. it got so bad that we just put it in the basement and when we went down to get it, it had taken a shit that was about the size of a toddler
The best part is after the race when he is just jogging and it looks like he is barely moving anymore just doing a slow warm-down jog, but then you see a camera guy beside him who is literally sprinting his ass off just to keep up with a light jogging bolt. The guy is fast.