i failed my drivers test for a dumbass reason. I was at a stop light making a left turn. I was in the turn lane and it was a yield to oncoming traffic on blinking yellow. So I get the blinking yellow and there is one car across the street coming towards me. I yield to him and then go. I get back to the DMV and find out I failed because there was a car down the street appraoching the stoplight when I went. I saw this car and went because there was plenty of time and the car didnt even have to slow down. So basically the bitch failed me over that. Now I have to go back in 2 weeks to try again. I hope I get a guy next time because I heard women will fail guys so easily. Anybody else fail their drivers test on the first try?
women DMV testers should all be fired. I failed on my first attempt because, "she didn't feel safe". didn't give me a single concrete reason, besides her sexist feminism and probably menstruation. took a test the very next morning from a guy who didn't count a single point off, and said I did everything perfectly.
i hit the curb and waited through a whole redlight halfway through an instersection. but the guy was nice and explained to me what i should of done and that parralel parking didnt matter and passed me.
Yeah al the women DMV testers are probaly thinking we must fail all the guys who come in her to give us a sense of empowerment ofver men. My dads friend told me if I go in next time and its a women giving me my test I should just leave.
Woman failed me because I didn't shoulder check when turning into a lane on a deserted street. Fucking bitch. Not only that, but i sent out in June, didnt get my first date till the end of july, and haven't even gotten back my next fucking date. The Maine State DMV sucks harry balls.
meh sounds like you made a worse error then you think. You probably made other mistakes as well that led her to believe you weren't a safe driver. You should never pull in front of traffic when turning left unless the other guy would have enough time to easily come to a stop. Just because the other guy didn't have to slow down doesn't mean there was enough space. What if your car had stalled in the intersection? Would the oncoming guy have easily enough time to stop in a safe manor? If you are in doubt don't go.
then you must have a very small group of people you know.
and you screwed up the engilsh language too.
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Greg the Panda says:
you already told me about this i think
Greg the Panda says:
but ive only ever been to one rave, and it blew
Greg the Panda says:
not a good sort of blew, a bad sort of blew..... like if the wind blows, and you are rolling one, and it blows all the weed away you know?
My DMV tester was a woman. She nearly failed me (I passed with an 82%, 80% to fail) because I rolled slightly passed a goddamn stop sign so that I could see past the trees blocking the corner. You should not have been failed. Yellow light is a yield and caution, not a "stop for every fucking car that is on the road". What a bitch. That sucks, but maybe karma will help you in the future.
What? You were turning traffic crossing traffic and it was going the other way correct? If so you need a LOT more space then "at the intersection". I think it is something like 250M, it is a LONG distance. You aren't supposed to jet out in front of traffic when turning left regardless of whether they "don't even have to slow down".
haah i failed my first time too dont wry about it man
shit happens i ran a red light haah taking a right turn and didnt stop
my guy was a small asian guy and all that week i was totally pissed at all asains but all he was doin was his job
i passed with flying colors the next time
It sucks but next time know the book. Even though you didn't feel you did anything wrong and you were driving safe, the instructors are there to grade you by the book.
Common sense driving is different than driving test driving. You have to show them you can drive in the stupid way they want to (10 and 2, yielding properly, giving enough room, etc) then once you pass the test you can go back to driving like a normal person.
i passed my test first time. only thing i did wrong was one corner on a left turn i took it a bit tight.
oh and i left the parking lot with my e brake still half on. fucking embarrasing. haha but it wasnt my car and mine just has a pedal not the stick. i dunno i think he understood haha.
we have a girl here called two time toni cause she fails every guy the first time.
i hope you were polite to them when you met them. honestly when i was waiting i saw some kids meet there adjudicators and just nod and start walking to the car. not even a hello or a handshake. the guy like held out his hand but the kid just turned and started walking out to the car. i joked about it with the guy after haha.
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they fail most dudes first time round just cuz they're asswipes. my first test lasted 45 minutes and i failed in the last 5 of them, my second test took 15 minutes and the guy told me to drive faster and be more aggressive. its was real backwards.
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nah you fucked up. checking your blind spot is an easy thing to do, and it should always be a habit. driving tests aren't the time to decide for yourself if a shoulder check is necessary, you have to drive exactly how they want you to. not that you should have failed, but you should have known better.
sorry for double post, but i figured i would just throw in my test story too. i passed with a 92, even though i rolled through a stop sign and got 0 points on parallel parking. i had a woman tester, too
The first time I took my driving test, i was raping it in the butt until we came to a red light on a left turn at an intersection. It turned green and the 3 cars in front of me went, and i followed but it turned yellow as i pulled up to the stop line so i slowed to stop, but thought i was gna b over the stop line so I freaked and just gunned it lol....bad idea, I ended up running a red light and failing like a douchebag hahaha
I passed by like 3 points on my first try. I drive a mini cooper and i got some fat ass bitch who could barely fit in the car. I had to tell her how to adjust the seat back so that she could squeeze in
anyway, I drove way to slow and cautiously and my tester told me the same thing. I was in a shitty cavalier that had a sticky ass pedal so i didn't want to floor it ha. Then there was a green light and I waited because a huge ass dually was parked on the side of the road and an oil truck was coming the other way so I had a tiny space to go through and he told me firmly to go because it was green. I was nervous haha. And I was the first one so I had to do all the light checks and everything, he told me to put on the right blinker and i put on the left. Embarrassing.
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man fuckin bitches fail you every time... i failed my first time cause of a left turn i had to get in the middle of the intersection befor i made my turn failed by 5 points... passed my second one perfect score its all good man you got it