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Tanner-D
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 4,116
i failed my drivers test for a dumbass reason. I was at a stop light making a left turn. I was in the turn lane and it was a yield to oncoming traffic on blinking yellow. So I get the blinking yellow and there is one car across the street coming towards me. I yield to him and then go. I get back to the DMV and find out I failed because there was a car down the street appraoching the stoplight when I went. I saw this car and went because there was plenty of time and the car didnt even have to slow down. So basically the bitch failed me over that. Now I have to go back in 2 weeks to try again. I hope I get a guy next time because I heard women will fail guys so easily. Anybody else fail their drivers test on the first try?
Aug 16 2009 2:22PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
women DMV testers should all be fired. I failed on my first attempt because, "she didn't feel safe". didn't give me a single concrete reason, besides her sexist feminism and probably menstruation. took a test the very next morning from a guy who didn't count a single point off, and said I did everything perfectly.
Aug 16 2009 2:25PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
i hit the curb and waited through a whole redlight halfway through an instersection. but the guy was nice and explained to me what i should of done and that parralel parking didnt matter and passed me.
Aug 16 2009 2:29PM
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Tanner-D
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 4,116
Yeah al the women DMV testers are probaly thinking we must fail all the guys who come in her to give us a sense of empowerment ofver men. My dads friend told me if I go in next time and its a women giving me my test I should just leave.
Aug 16 2009 2:34PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
Woman failed me because I didn't shoulder check when turning into a lane on a deserted street. Fucking bitch. Not only that, but i sent out in June, didnt get my first date till the end of july, and haven't even gotten back my next fucking date. The Maine State DMV sucks harry balls.
Aug 16 2009 2:38PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i wouldn't worry about it having a woman judge a drivers test is a lot like having a football referee judge a synchronized swimming competition, a fuck up waiting to happen
Aug 16 2009 2:38PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
That's total bullshit dude.  Fuck government workers.
Aug 16 2009 2:44PM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
luckily my dmv tester person was a dike so she wanted to be a man. therefore she wasnt sexist and passed me
Aug 16 2009 2:54PM
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BarockOvomit
Posts: 55 - Karma: -6
wow. you suck ass. i've never met anyone who failed they're driving test.
Aug 16 2009 2:56PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

then you must have a very small group of people you know.

and you screwed up the engilsh language too.

Aug 16 2009 3:17PM
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Tanner-D
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 4,116
The car had plenty of time to stop it was not even at the intersection when I was going the other direction
Aug 16 2009 3:18PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
I got failed for not stopping for a pedestrian that was not at a crosswalk, and waiting for me to drive by.
Aug 16 2009 3:19PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
My DMV tester was a woman. She nearly failed me (I passed with an 82%, 80% to fail) because I rolled slightly passed a goddamn stop sign so that I could see past the trees  blocking the corner. You should not have been failed. Yellow light is a yield and caution, not a "stop for every fucking car that is on the road". What a bitch. That sucks, but maybe karma will help you in the future.
Aug 16 2009 3:23PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
what a hoe
Aug 16 2009 3:26PM
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mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
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Aug 16 2009 3:53PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
i passed my first time, i had a woman driver and made one mistake. i turned into the far lane on a one way street instead of the closest lane. whoops, i was following the car ahead of me.
Aug 16 2009 4:22PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
I made a right on a no right on red, damn light was red too
Aug 16 2009 4:24PM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57
dont stress. i failed my first test too. and it was a women who was testing me! haha. and then i only got 3 points off my second time.
Aug 16 2009 4:30PM
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INNES
Posts: 98 - Karma: -8
i cant drive yet it sucks
Aug 16 2009 4:37PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
i fuckin hate the dmv i did pass the first time but barely i got 15 out of 16 which is the most. i didnt deserve all of these points off which made me mad
Aug 16 2009 4:43PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
One of my friends hit a pedestrian during his exam...I lol'ed all over him
Aug 16 2009 4:54PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
pics or it didnt happen
Aug 16 2009 4:59PM
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Scott22~
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
You fucking noobs, I dont even know why they let you take the test again.

Actually I didnt pass by much, didnt miss anything but when it came time to parallel park I told the lady Id never even tried and wasnt about to start now. So I just got a 0 on the section haha~
Aug 16 2009 5:02PM
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huge-go
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 33
I passed my first time with a woman marking me.  I got 5 points for taking a left turn too fast (You have to get 75 to fail)
Aug 16 2009 6:11PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
i passed the first time.

/claim
Aug 16 2009 6:13PM
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Runthered
Posts: 208 - Karma: 7
haah i failed my first time too dont wry about it man
shit happens i ran a red light haah taking a right turn and didnt stop
my guy was a small asian guy and all that week i was totally pissed at all asains but all he was doin was his job
i passed with flying colors the next time
Aug 16 2009 6:25PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
It sucks but next time know the book. Even though you didn't feel you did anything wrong and you were driving safe, the instructors are there to grade you by the book.

Common sense driving is different than driving test driving. You have to show them you can drive in the stupid way they want to (10 and 2, yielding properly, giving enough room, etc) then once you pass the test you can go back to driving like a normal person.
Aug 16 2009 6:50PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
I failed the first time becuase someone in the next lane over slowed down to let me in, and I got in.  She said "he could have sped up" insta-fail.  >
Aug 16 2009 6:50PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
i passed my test first time. only thing i did wrong was one corner on a left turn i took it a bit tight.

oh and i left the parking lot with my e brake still half on. fucking embarrasing. haha but it wasnt my car and mine just has a pedal not the stick. i dunno i think he understood haha.

we have a girl here called two time toni cause she fails every guy the first time.

i hope you were polite to them when you met them. honestly when i was waiting i saw some kids meet there adjudicators and just nod and start walking to the car. not even a hello or a handshake. the guy like held out his hand but the kid just turned and started walking out to the car. i joked about it with the guy after haha.
Aug 16 2009 7:01PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
im taking mine in about about 2 months
kinda nervous cuz here in MA they are making it harder supposedly
Aug 16 2009 7:33PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
they fail most dudes first time round just cuz they're asswipes. my first test lasted 45 minutes and i failed in the last 5 of them, my second test took 15 minutes and the guy told me to drive faster and be more aggressive. its was real backwards.
Aug 16 2009 7:34PM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
nah you fucked up. checking your blind spot is an easy thing to do, and it should always be a habit. driving tests aren't the time to decide for yourself if a shoulder check is necessary, you have to drive exactly how they want you to. not that you should have failed, but you should have known better.
Aug 16 2009 7:37PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
i hit a sign and passed
Aug 16 2009 7:41PM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
sorry for double post, but i figured i would just throw in my test story too. i passed with a 92, even though i rolled through a stop sign and got 0 points on parallel parking. i had a woman tester, too
Aug 16 2009 7:43PM
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TTSwitchrider674
Posts: 179 - Karma: 26
The first time I took my driving test, i was raping it in the butt until we came to a red light on a left turn at an intersection. It turned green and the 3 cars in front of me went, and i followed but it turned yellow as i pulled up to the stop line so i slowed to stop, but thought i was gna b over the stop line so I freaked and just gunned it lol....bad idea, I ended up running a red light and failing like a douchebag hahaha
Aug 16 2009 7:53PM
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kneehands
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 96
I passed by like 3 points on my first try. I drive a mini cooper and i got some fat ass bitch who could barely fit in the car. I had to tell her how to adjust the seat back so that she could squeeze in
Aug 16 2009 8:21PM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
ha women judging mens driving, ridiculous
Aug 16 2009 8:47PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
I think they should make grammar test more difficult also haha.
Aug 16 2009 9:11PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i passed with a woman too, only got points off for making too many maneuvers during parallel parking
Aug 16 2009 9:14PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
i just turned 16, im praying i get a guy haha.
Aug 16 2009 9:15PM
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Lemuel
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^ fuck I failed at grammar also.

anyway, I drove way to slow and cautiously and my tester told me the same thing.  I was in a shitty cavalier that had a sticky ass pedal so i didn't want to floor it ha.  Then there was a green light and I waited because a huge ass dually was parked on the side of the road and an oil truck was coming the other way so I had a tiny space to go through and he told me firmly to go because it was green.  I was nervous haha.  And I was the first one so I had to do all the light checks and everything, he told me to put on the right blinker and i put on the left.  Embarrassing.
Aug 16 2009 9:18PM
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megustabong
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the same exact fucking thing happened to me man.
Aug 16 2009 9:23PM
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_CC_
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its true any woman working for the DMV is a raging wackjob no matter where you are. my friend got one of them fired in MA for only passing black kids. 
Aug 16 2009 9:26PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
yeah but they cant be bigger bitches then charmander you know im saying?
Aug 16 2009 9:30PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
I failed twice. But i legitimately did not know how to drive.
Aug 16 2009 9:33PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
dude go away.
Aug 16 2009 9:34PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
man fuckin bitches fail you every time... i failed my first time cause of a left turn i had to get in the middle of the intersection befor i made my turn failed by 5 points... passed my second one perfect score its all good man you got it
Aug 16 2009 9:54PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
Haha that's one of the better road test stories that I've heard.

I hope I get a guy, if I get a woman I really don't care, I'm a good driver.
Aug 16 2009 9:57PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
my first time taking it i failed cause i said i failed. i think i win.
Aug 16 2009 10:04PM
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Asiansethsation
Posts: 236 - Karma: 244
ha, me too.
Aug 16 2009 10:09PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Honestly I think they need to make road tests harder. There are way too many clueless drivers on the roads.

But to relate to your story, I had a female tester and I passed first try with 0 points off.
Aug 16 2009 10:14PM
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