"hey, its like my thumb is my cock" pinnapple express quote mad good
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from wayne's world:
on th hood of wayne's car looking at planes, garth says "hey d-did you ever think bugs bunny looked hot when he dressed up like a girl?
garth:" uh ..oh me neither"
i agree but people might not know so say the movie. Tommy boy prolly has a million good ones but heres a good part
Where are we going to take the deer?
i dont know, the vet?
you take dead animals to the vet?
Why not, we take you to the vet
Grandmas boy -
Barry: Hey Dante- My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...
Dante: No FUCK? And by Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight?
Barry: [Laughing hysterically] ... yes...
[Starts to cry]
"I'm Sick Of The Mother Fucking Snakes On This Mother Fucking Plane!" - I think you can guess
Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd-What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary-Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd-Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Lloyd-You mean, not good like one out of a hundred
Mary-I'd say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd-So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*
"Its a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Admiral Ackbar-