Ari to Lloyd: "Just go grab your best dress and know that today, your love of cock is a huge asset to the company!"
"I always knew you like dick Babz, i just didn't know you were a cocksucker"
"unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency tittyfuck, do not answer the phone!"
Ari: "Keep your eyes on Andrew Kline."
Lloyd: "Keep my eyes on him how?"
Ari: "Pretend he's Zac Efron's Ballsack!"
Ari: "Ah, it's Hitler's evil twin!"
Dana: "I need to talk to you"
Ari: "You know Dana, the only time i enhoyed talking to you was when your mouth was full."