Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
haha! no no! i'm sorry, pekkis. i know you're not andy. at least i hope you're not andy. cause there is already to much andy around me. i was thinking you might know him and that he is corrupting more minds. andy has wallpaper on his computer that has a kitten running. it says 'everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten. save the kittens.' ...........the end.
yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck
tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'
nick to tom- 'my 1st time'
me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'
nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*
nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'
me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'