Passing Drug Tests

bahaha this

LOL

i usually inject vinegar into my penis hole about 30 minutes before the test. has not failed me yet.



but on a more serious note: this>>

THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half life of THC. It’s estimated that THC can have a half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It’s almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body.

For this reason, when you ask “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you have to realize that it’s very unlikely that you’ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.

Hair tests are even worse, since your body stores THC in the hair follicles. For this reason, the previous answers to “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” are only useful if you’re going to be forced to take a urine test. For the hair test, depending on the amount of hair that the company takes, it’s possible that marijuana could be detected up to three years after the last time that you smoke.

Easiest way to pass:  Don't intake any drug.  Sorry, I'm just sick of seeing a thread just like this all the time.  Don't ask us, just google it.

One thing to add... to get past the niacin flush take 200mg of ibuprofen 30 minutes before the niacin. Ive been taking 750 mg of niacin for the past 3 days and had no trouble not getting the niacin flush.

I was on UA's for a year so this works.

If you dont have the money for a 60 dollar product, drink as much cranberry juice as is humanly possible. dont stop until the test is over. you should be going to the bathroom at least every hour.

Good Luck

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I've never seen so many people quote a stolen/recycled joke...

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word thanks for that info. i was not aware of that. that's good to know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7COXXhbSVo

nuff said

im only gonna say this once. 

THERE IS NO WAY TO PASS A DRUG TEST IF YOU HAVE THC IN YOUR SYSTEM.

it is physically impossible.  the best you can do is dillute it and retake it later, and you might have to do this a couple of times.  heres what you do, drink loads and loads of water and workout a lot (lifting and cardio.  break a sweat) as soon as you find out about the test.  then, the day before the test, go out and buy B vitamins, creatine, and cranberry juice.  take these the morning of the test.  B vitamins turn your pee yellow, creatine will make a waste product produced by creatine that they test for, and cranberry juice is a natural acidic cleanser as well as a natural diuretic.  when they test your pee, they do 3 things before testing for drugs; temperature test, color test, and creatinine test.  if your urine is cold, you fail.  if your urine is clear, it has very very low b vitamins (caused by dilluting) and suspicion arises.  if you dont have any creatinine, suspicion arises.  so the only solution is to make it yellow with vitamins and artificially put in creatine to produce creatinine.  if you take from the middle of the stream, itll help with less THC, but you are going to fail the dillution part first, so really it doesnt even matter. 

do all of these things, and they will tell you your urine is too dilluted to get a result back, and youll have to take it in a week or so.  depending on your fat content, you might want to wait a while.  THC is stored in fat.

oh, and stop working out like a day or 2 before the test.  you work out ot increase your metabolism, then stop so you dont burn any more fat cells.  the more fat cells you burn, the more THC is released into your system.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ does this  mean if your fat as hell and smoke a shit ton of weed. then go work out you can get high off you own fat????

I hope you're kidding.  If you are, then yes, you can.  If not, then you suck at making jokes.

yo my friend swapped the urine with another persons and he but it in a bottle and ductaped like 4 handwarmers too it and it kept it nice and warm

to lazy to find it and im not sure if someone said this already but you can buy a fake penis thing kinda like a strap on anyway you get someone to give you clean urine then you squeeze someone and that piss comes out the fake penis tottaly legit saw it mansers

bingo.

dont smoke until right after you drug test so it will wear off by the next one, you dont have to smoke all the time youll get fucked up and be a dumbshit the rest of your life.

BUMP

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