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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253

this wedding I have to go to is pissing me off, I dont even want to go and I talk to my cousin whos getting married like once a year, I have to cut my hair which I dont want to, and I have to miss the whaleback railjam which I was pumped for, plus, that side of the family is a bunch of asshole who all hate eachother, its a waste of  a good saturday.

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Jul 30 2009 6:38PM
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daringharry
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 12
darn i thought this would be about a wedding where everybody started having sex.
Jul 30 2009 6:40PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT!
Jul 30 2009 6:42PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
hahah funny shit
Jul 30 2009 6:42PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
fool weddings are sick.  you get as much free alcohol as you want and tons of drunk bitches around.  Worst case scenario you get drunk and hang out with some cuties.  Seriously don't go into it with a bad attitude, that will get you no wher.  go into it like its gonna be such a fun party. 


unless thers no alcohol...in which case i fully agree with you
Jul 30 2009 7:16PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
since im only 17, the situation would be even more awkward if I were to drink infront of my extended family
Jul 30 2009 7:19PM
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easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
wooord....

I was like, "Ooooooh, VEGAS?????"
Jul 30 2009 7:19PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
GET DRUNK FIND A GUN
Jul 30 2009 7:20PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
This.

However you 17, and that sucks. Damn.
Jul 30 2009 7:20PM
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californiagrown
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you seem to not realize that alcohol is a social lubricant.  alcohal makes akward things a hell of a lot less akward.   just go to the bar and order drinks like you know what youre doing.  don;t get shitfaced, but get a nice social drunk going.  thats why weddings are great; everyone can drink from the open bar. 
Jul 30 2009 7:23PM
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californiagrown
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the bartenders dont give a fuck.  they will serve anybody anything.  my advice is order the most expensive stuff you can. 
Jul 30 2009 7:30PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
don't be a pussy
Jul 30 2009 7:32PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225

get hammed 

get rowdy and belligerent

take pictures of your balls with the cameras

dance on the tables naked

fuck bitches

Jul 30 2009 7:39PM
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easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
AND GET MONEY!
Jul 30 2009 7:46PM
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Bassage.
Posts: 512 - Karma: 822
they know what they are talking about
Jul 30 2009 8:18PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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dude im felling ya. my cousin who i talk to a couple times a year is also getting married tomarrow. i too am missing the whaleback jam and i had to get my haircut. im in the exact same boat as you.
Jul 30 2009 8:20PM
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uni-corn
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Hahahahah oh Aimee..... So funny.
Jul 30 2009 8:21PM
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Balto
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same...

i was sad it wasnt
Jul 30 2009 8:54PM
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Ethan.G
Posts: 1166 - Karma: 465
fuck same I have to go to my cousins on sunday who I also like only talk to once a year. I'd rather be dirt biking
Jul 30 2009 8:58PM
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Mr_Orange
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 154
pretty much exatcly what I was about to say
Jul 30 2009 9:01PM
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doublexl
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or even more awesome. getting stoned in front of my relatives is fun cause im just like hahaha fuck yall.
Jul 30 2009 9:07PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
haha thats weird
Jul 30 2009 9:42PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
thats rough

Jul 30 2009 9:47PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
dude I was given beers at 15 from family member atfamily events, 17 is no big deal trust me.Go for it
Jul 31 2009 1:53AM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
i lol'd yet again....
Jul 31 2009 2:02AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
I flipped a golf cart and had to go the hospital at my cousins wedding. :)
Jul 31 2009 2:05AM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 116
weddings are awesome, get drunk even if your 17 no one cares its a happy celebration im pretty sure your parents/extended family wont mind.
Jul 31 2009 2:06AM
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p-fo
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hey maybe you can get some chicks and make it a REAL fuck wedding. *wink *wink
Jul 31 2009 3:00AM
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HR8938Cephei
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get drunk then aggressively rape the bride.
Jul 31 2009 3:14AM
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jakepwilliams
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werd
Jul 31 2009 3:20AM
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eheath
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Get drunk dude, shit its a wedding who cares how old you are.
Jul 31 2009 3:22AM
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mmallender.
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this, although that really depends on what country this is going down in though.... i mean us in canadians have it different with the drinking age being 19 when the drinking age in the states is 21. i havent had to deal with his but if someone correct me if i am wrong.
Jul 31 2009 3:22AM
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