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I struck again.

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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62

during this winter i happened to accidently hit a deer on the way up skiing.

and i felt pretty bad. and now once again i killed another animal.

i was going  down a road in boise and out of nowhere a hawk was chillen in the road.

i thought it was a chicken so i just ran over it, and felt pretty bad so i went back and to my suprise it was a huge hawk like with a wingspan of about  three  feet.

is it illegal to kill a bird with your car? cause it had a ring around its foot. and has anyone else slaughtered as many animals as i have? i feel alone.

Jul 29 2009 8:43PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
arabian is trolling you kids so hard hahaha.

and to whoever said you swerve for deer, fuck no. you accelerate. you should swerve for a moose or a cow or anything that heavy, if you accelerate through a deer it wont smash into your windshield as bad. sorry PETA, but im not about to fuck my shit up for a dumbass deer.
Jul 30 2009 1:07AM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
ahahahaha
Jul 30 2009 1:09AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
that bird probably had avain flu and aids or something. you did the world a favor really. you don't need to risk your life just cause some dumb bird walks in front of your car.
Jul 30 2009 1:12AM
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Dr.Dickless
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Huh? he can't be a girl, hes not in the kitchen, duh
Jul 30 2009 1:13AM
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anxju
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Jul 30 2009 1:31AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Assholes who get the ghost on Isolation should be shot. Soooo glad there's an abundance of grenades and not enough jew spots on that map.
Jul 30 2009 1:36AM
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anxju
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isolation is where i got my first vehicular manslaughter medal, so fuck you!

teehee i love getting on the ghost on isolation. theres plenty of ways to stop it
Jul 30 2009 1:41AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
my mom was driving once and a fucking bald eagle flew right into the car and got wedged between the pod and the roof of the car..needless to say it was a disgusting pain in the ass trying to get it out of there.....
Jul 30 2009 3:06AM
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