Alright so this guy looks through newspapers and he finds ads that he thinks are dumb and he replies to them with the funniest answers. Check it out. Personally I like the horses story....its like the 3rd conversation down. So if your bored, check this out and you will get a good laugh.
I search barred and got nothing, so sorry if this is a repost.
"theres some boobs on these skis which adds 5 Horsepower"