Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Athletic shorts vs. cargo shorts

profile picture
Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
athletic shorts ftw
Jul 26 2009 11:21PM
4 1
profile picture
Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
wtf kind of school do you go to? I've never heard of anything so outrageous in my life.
Jul 27 2009 12:09PM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Well you better be sweating man.  If I can't tell that you have just got done working out, you have no reason to wear B-ball shorts.  You don't want to look lazy, do you?
Jul 27 2009 12:10PM
0 0
profile picture
comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
holy shit did you guys blow your sarcasm meters?!
Jul 27 2009 12:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
First of all, there are basketball shorts that are like heavy and longer
then there are athletic shorts that are light and not down to your calves. i wear these

and how does that make me look lazy?
maybe i'll get a picture and you'll see
Jul 27 2009 12:26PM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Okay, I am not giving you any more chances.

I was being extremely sarcastic, and I fear for you if you didn't pick up on it.
Jul 27 2009 1:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
i did pick up on it, but i was to busy ranting to remember to mention that i did.
Jul 27 2009 1:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
So this is your thought process-

1.  Notice sarcasm
2.  Fail to note it
3.  Continue to embarrass yourself

I am on your side dude, that bitch has a pretty fucked up way of looking at clothes, and she pisses me off.


Jul 27 2009 1:13PM
0 0
profile picture
Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
there we go
Jul 27 2009 1:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
im not a big fan of big clothing, a medium shirt fits me well so i may sometimes buy a large shirt, but when it comes to shorts, they gotta be low, i cant stand wearing shorts (whether basketball or cargo) with out them be past knees... im 5'10" and i wear XL basketball shorts... idk why though,
Jul 27 2009 1:22PM
0 0
profile picture
marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha your a joke

ive gone athletic since i hurt my shoulder, i couldnt button my cargo shorts with 1 arm easily.  athletic is so much more comfortable, ill wear cargo if im golfing but thats about it
Jul 27 2009 1:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
depends where im going and how hot it is
Jul 27 2009 1:50PM
0 0
profile picture
honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
*you're
sorry that typo just nags me all the time
Jul 27 2009 1:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
will you marry me?
Jul 27 2009 1:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
i have a new respect for asians
Jul 27 2009 2:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
You need to take a break from the internet.
Jul 27 2009 2:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
you have more posts than me
Jul 27 2009 2:12PM
0 0
profile picture
Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
they would fall down

i ove my athletic shorts but they arent approproate for all occasions but if im just goin to chill i would glady carry a backpack with my shit in order to wear athletic shorts
Jul 27 2009 3:19PM
0 0
profile picture
Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
he's been here since 2005.. you, 2008
Jul 27 2009 3:23PM
0 0
profile picture
TSM
Posts: 154 - Karma: 14
fuck cargo shorts no one has gotten laid in those since 'nam
Jul 27 2009 4:17PM
0 0
profile picture
strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
cutoffs BRO, get real.
Jul 27 2009 4:19PM
0 0
profile picture
neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
and i assume the rest of you matches your tasteless ensemble.
Jul 27 2009 4:24PM
0 0
profile picture
mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
Cutoffs are the shit
Jul 27 2009 4:37PM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
i just looked at your pictures

you are exempt from this thread
Jul 27 2009 4:51PM
0 0
profile picture
fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
truth
Jul 27 2009 4:53PM
0 0
profile picture
skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
bahahah yes....


right now im rocking a navy blue "nike baseball" shirt. and red nike cross training athletic shorts....


i personally dont like basket ball shorts the legs are too wide and short...i just got back from shopping, and jennifa i would say it screams STUD. not lazy... PS i took a shower. hahaha
Jul 27 2009 7:52PM
0 0
profile picture
neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i've dated guys who've not showered, rolled outta bed, and still dressed, and looked, and smelled better than those shorts!
Jul 27 2009 8:05PM
0 0
profile picture
MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
Pretty Boardshorts.....Oakley since they fit the best on me, or O'neill..............but i do own two pairs of Jordans shorts, and tons of plaid shorts.

Shit i think i own more shorts then pants.

ps i rock baggy ass track pants all the time ( xxl Nike Retro Boston Celtics, xl Nike Retro Lakers, misc Addidas, brown Es etc)......and my lady loves it. Hell she wears them too from time to time.

There is not anything wrong with that.
Jul 27 2009 8:13PM
0 0
profile picture
mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
athletic shorts with pockets are the best. available at a fred meyers near you
Jul 27 2009 8:13PM
0 0
profile picture
vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
Haha true, but i buy shorts that you can tie up.
Jul 27 2009 9:34PM
0 0
profile picture
Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
or shopko or walmart or kmart... theyre everywhere
Jul 27 2009 9:37PM
0 0
profile picture
Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
ball shorts all day errday
Jul 27 2009 9:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
How dare you question the NS queen of fashion!

Actually I am stumped trying to come up with an animal that looks like her, but I swear there is one.


Jul 27 2009 10:24PM
0 0
profile picture
Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
You can't hide a boner in athletic shorts.
Jul 27 2009 10:26PM
0 0
profile picture
Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
Athletic shorts by a mile. sometimes after work ill throw on some athletic shorts with my polo, its a great combo
Jul 27 2009 10:27PM
0 0
profile picture
J-Neal
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 172
this
Jul 27 2009 10:32PM
0 0
profile picture
neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
funny you should mock what i study at school.
Jul 27 2009 10:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Shit, now I'm going to throw all of my boardshorts and sweatpants away.



Jul 27 2009 10:41PM
0 0
profile picture
Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
sure you can, the elastic. pull it up toward your belly button and put the shirt over.

but anyway i love wearing my white bball shorts and my la to the bay shirt it looks way better than with cargos. sure i wear them to school sometimes, but i prefer athletic shorts way more comfortable. and if im going out or something it's jeans or cargos.
Jul 27 2009 10:42PM
0 0
profile picture
dylansiggers
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 5,841
Tight cuttoffs
Jul 27 2009 10:45PM
0 0
profile picture
neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i didn't know i ever said anything about boardshorts. but ok. don't cry though.
Jul 27 2009 11:01PM
0 0
profile picture
salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
i usually wear b-ball shorts and then a fanny pack for my cargo
Jul 27 2009 11:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
How could I cry?!  You are letting me keep my shorts.
Jul 27 2009 11:10PM
0 0
profile picture
jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
you forgot the quotation marks around school
Jul 28 2009 8:18AM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
you sir, are a winner
Jul 28 2009 9:45AM
0 0
profile picture
jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
high five!
Jul 28 2009 4:50PM
0 0
profile picture
Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
only bull-dykes wear cargo shorts.
Jul 28 2009 5:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
I wear kinda like what those preppy kids wear but in bigger sizes. You know like some are plaid? Just the necessary pockets and a clean kinda look. Comfy and classy and chill. Wow I can't believe I'm talking about fashion beyond ski outerwear. What is this site coming to? I guess it's summer though.
Jul 28 2009 5:02PM
0 0
profile picture
a--1
Posts: 484 - Karma: 23

Click for larger image

all the pros do it

Jul 28 2009 5:08PM
0 0
profile picture
ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
cargo shorts are fucking gay
Jul 28 2009 6:19PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)