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haha once, i had to go into work one day, while i was still in school, problem is i still went out drinking the night before and prolly got home some ridiculous A.M. hour and had to get up at 6 to go write an exam. so i got up and lately when i drink too much and don't sleep and eat it off i get mad vertigo, i sweat, it's disgusting and i feel like i'm dying, worst hangovers ever, so i had to call my boss and say that i just got the flu and i couldn't stop throwing up at school. which i hadn't thrown up, but yeah, pretty fucked.
hasn't happened recently but i don't take rest for granted anymore...
Yeah, I've used the explosive diarrhea before. Works wonders.
I've used the excuse that my grandma's died at least 4 times now and they still haven't caught on.
Recently, I've been enjoying the excuse of urinary tract infections, UTI.
Say you have osgood shaltters.
diarrhea is the answer to any excuse.
why weren't you here during geometry? DIARRHEA, BIOTCH.
call in and say " I there is something wrong with my eyes, I just cant see myself coming in today"
this one is more of a joke, tell me if you use it