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So i just got back from a rub and tug...

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Pow.yuHdig*
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it was pretty awkward ut sweet at the same time i had some ectra cash flow and me and my frineds recently learned ou city has like 10 of them so we went to one i got a decen blonde chick she got some oil and beat me like a jackhammer i have no regrets but i am never going back on the fact that once is a jokes experiment any other time is just deperatley horny i refuse to drp to that level

that is all, good night
Jul 25 2009 3:17AM
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tuna.
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seriously? who even still says bang? im sure that lucky lady is sitting at home calling all her friends to let them know you just bunged. ya, i said bunged.
Jul 26 2009 2:15AM
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popNfresh44
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your sister doesn't count.


sorry, i had to, the opportunity was there.
Jul 26 2009 2:21AM
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mackcamp
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While you were on NS???

That's quite the accomplishment.
Jul 26 2009 2:24AM
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gnarrr
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GREEEHEEEASSYYYYY
Jul 26 2009 3:57AM
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Caveman.
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A few weeks ago I drank bunch of beeers and smoked a bunch of weed and started watching lord of the rings. It was rather intriguing but about 45 minutes into it i saw how nice of an eveining it was and I was like "fuck this shit Im going mountain biking, or at least cruising somewhere" All of my friends quit on me so I just put on the ipod and cruised around. First I went to some dirt jumps and chilled with some groms then I was doing a little circuit I have where I balance some parking blocks, ride up some stairs, jump a curb, hit a dirt jump, then balance down a little dirt bank ridge thing. Anyway this place is all in a complex with a health food store, video rental, "massage parlor", bar, etc.... ANyways I got a flat tire and I had no tools, tube, etcc... so i started walking my bike home. right next to the back door of the whore house and two girls were outside smoking. I recognized one of them from high school and went and talked to them. Believe it or not they were hot. Probably a 5.5 on a scale of 1-7. Anyway she was like come inside and see what the real massage is like and im like whatever so I go inthere and she just tells me to take my clothes off and she comes in and asks for $85 and Im like fuck that and leave. Thats that.

Sorry for the pointless story or if it didnt make sense Im drunk.
Jul 26 2009 3:58AM
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Silence
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^ haha kip..gold
Jul 26 2009 4:57AM
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Frank_Spinatra
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I remember virginity......crazy kids
Jul 26 2009 7:41AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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ok shagged
Jul 26 2009 10:54AM
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tBatt
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The blacks, They have all the Middle Eastern's AND the Vietnamese.
Jul 26 2009 11:19AM
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Lax_Bro40
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fuck you im the only one that can call alex gay.
Jul 26 2009 11:51AM
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zylstra
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hahahahah, that gay, gaay thread
Jul 26 2009 12:15PM
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Alex_G
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your vagina must be burning
Jul 26 2009 12:30PM
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beast_coast
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kid went to a rub and tug and no one gives him props.

yo, props to a job well done. getting massages are damn fun, plus the hand job must have been dank. you know those girls know what they are doing. i've never done it but i can imagine just for shits and giggles it must have been hilarious drunk. you know not to keep doing it so dont. NS is too god damn serious and cynical these days, fucking communists. and the new mods, blow jobs, all of them.
Jul 26 2009 1:47PM
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