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The japanese lady is actually a large baby who has connected her umbilical cord to a generator, using her thermal and cardiovascular energy to power it. This energy is wirelessly transmitted to power the record player the man (dj) is so anxiously prepared to use. The man in the yellow suit is waiting for the music to begin so that they can then test/rate the breatheability of the new full body snuggies through the art of dance. The dj is not wearing pants so that his surgically attached tail (popular in many parts of the orient) may wag freely during of the momen'ts excitement.