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I created the perfect ski

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jsnow
Posts: 864 - Karma: 6,918
So its summer time and I have nothing better to do, so I have been thinking what would be the perfect ski for me? Well after some time I came up with this. I'm 6 feet tall and 185lbs.

length - 192

tip - 152  mid - 124    tail - 144

rocker - tip/tail - 50/48cm

height of rocker -  tip/tail 8/7cm

flex - soft tip, fairly stiff underfoot, and tail med/soft.

tip and tail taper

mount point one back from true center.


Jul 21 2009 2:35PM
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JuliusJ
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i hate ns in the summer
Jul 21 2009 2:37PM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103
go to 333 skis and make it! only 333$ and you custom design everything, even graphics! im working on mine
Jul 21 2009 2:41PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
so you want hellbents?
Jul 21 2009 2:43PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
damn that site is pretty dope.
Jul 21 2009 2:50PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
for the ultimate ski, combine following ingredients:
reverse sidecut,
reverse camber,
a fin,
a spoiler,
griptape on top,
short sidecut underfoot,
Wifi,
a prow,
swallowtails,
Massive rocker,
tapered tip n tail,
carbon ollie band,
reinforced edges,
Avvy beacon,
riveted tip and tail,
3D spacecard graphics, preferably with dragons, pirates and ninjas,
magnetraction edges,
triple flat bases(like some snowboards),
soft tip,
soft tail,
bandana-holster,
ski-carry handle,
solar panels,
jet-engine and parachutes
and a little rastafarian-flag to finish it all off
Jul 21 2009 2:51PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
sounds like 2nd gen osama pro's to me...
Jul 21 2009 3:02PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
no 1st gen had all of those features, 2nd gen i believe will be the same except it will have cupholders with built in coozies
Jul 21 2009 3:05PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 376
hahahahaha
Jul 21 2009 3:09PM
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Casey
Posts: 7781 - Karma: 23,398
osama pro's had gold edges too
Jul 21 2009 6:30PM
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.peter
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 63
get them made at 333.com lol
Jul 21 2009 8:35PM
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jsnow
Posts: 864 - Karma: 6,918
are they junky skis or something?
Jul 21 2009 9:18PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
go to the site, read about how the guy makes them, it's worth the read. I don't think they're junky but you should make your own opinion.
Jul 21 2009 9:27PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
for some reason the hyperlink isnt work for me but
www.skibuilders.com is the place to go.
make your own yourself and be super proud
i did and i was super proud but that was when i was 16. now im 18 and grew wayyyy out of em then snapped them.
so build your own if i could do it at 16 you can do it and your i big dude doubt youl get much bigger so if you made a pair youd be set
Jul 21 2009 11:19PM
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