Wait, isn't this a picture of you?
You are a twelve year old spoiled suburban douche who thinks he's a fucking hoodrat just because his mommy bought him a Jiberish. No, you're really not. So just go put your over priced hoodie, have your mom wipe away your crocodile tears, and go and learn to masturbate or something. Because in all honesty no one wants dumbasses like you on Newschoolers.
it was a bad move for your dad to fuck your mom and create you.
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.