I didn't think this was thread worthy because I ahd no pictures, but I thought why not share an awesome story with ns. Names have been changed to protect identity,aha.
Ok, well last weekend from thursday-monday I went about five hours north from milwaukee,WI near the UP/Wisconsin, aka north woods, to my friends(we'll call him Pat) huge cottage on this lake. The north woods is the shit, a bunch of lakes, friendly/creepy people(plenty of people to fuck around with),cool woods and all that good outdoors stuff. So I go with Pat,Frank,Hugo,and Bob and Pats dumb parents and cool 26 year old sister. within 5 minutes after getting to the cottage we drive into town and start hotboxing, and go to a gas station to get arizona tea and start up like 5 more bowls behind this grocery store(super sketchy in pitch dark and everyone in the town has guns) and like 6 cars drive by us and we just stand there trying not to act suspicious(we were out of our minds right now). Now we drive to another gas station to get some papers. My friend goes and gets like 5 packs of awesoem zigzags. As my friend is at the counter this butch lady cop pulls in and were like OMG WTF(were still very baked). The lady cop sees Frank buying papers and cigars and asks him for an id so he pulls his brothers old highschool id(not legit at all,its a school id, not a drivers license) and gives it to her(id says he is 22. hes 16). somehow she lets him buy the stuff and leave. to end the night we get some amazing icecream and geek for like an hour in front of like 40 north woods families at teh ice cream place. on our way back we get followed by the lady cop untill we pull into our driveway(drive was like 30 minutes). next morning we wake and bake, then go to this ghetto shooting range thats open to public,no supervision, empty 30 packs everywhere. so we go back to the farthest target and behind is like a mountain of porn,dildos,and condoms(approximately 1000 condoms,120 dvds of porn, and 25 dildos(half of dildos were open and half of the porn was gay) and we just start going nuts. We get paranoid and think some rapist man is watching us and is about to stick dildos up our butts.so we gtfo like no other and eat at this bomb restaraunt. that night we go back to shooting range and this neat stack of XXX stuff is strewn about everywhere(we touched none of it), used condoms everywhere, used dildos thrown all over the place. I dont know why but now we think this is funny and steal all of the dvds and put them in peoples mail boxes. next day we continue to swim/jetski/get baked/eat. Now we want some beer, so we drive into town and our friend get declined like 6 times wit hhis brothers school id. so we go to a grocery store and tink we wont get any beer so we just get food(btw today is sunday).As were checking out we see Frank with a 24 pack on the register and brother's id in the cahier's hand. We start flipping out shit cuz this store is run by a bunch of ass holes that almost kicked us out because we were "getting in the way of people's shopping experience", and we think the crazy manager is gonna take his id, call the cops, get ALL of us in trouble. Next thing we know we see Frank walkign out of the store with the 24 pack in hand. As we leave the store we meet Frank at the car and start telling him how hes a legend because it was ballsy,stupid,awesome, etc. So we go back to the cottage and leave the beer locked in the trunk. Ends up PAts parents left while we were in town and his 26 year old sister was there. She lets us have the beer and needless to say we drank all of it. That night was filled with beer/11 bowls/and $170 worth of fireworks. We had a great night. Next day we are feeling the effects of last nights damage. We end up having to leave at like 4:00. Were going back in 2 weeks, hopefully it'll be as much fun as this trip was. Pretty dumb/bad story, right?
