6 friends and I are camping.
That means an insane amount of drinking, smoking and other illegal fun for about a week. It will also be less than half the price.
So I win.
it was a bad move for your dad to fuck your mom and create you.
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.