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$17 000 appeared in my bank account, outta nowhere.

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notime_for_jokes
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im gonna keep this as sweet and short as possible.

had about 170 in there 2 weeks ago, and then i left for a mount hood camp for a week. spent bout 150. so i get home safe, relax for a day or 2 and happened to watch eagle eye. the kid from eagle eye finds 17000 in his bank accnt out of nowhere. (you know how we all have those little "man i wish that happened to me" moments, well i had one). The day after that- i go to check out my account balances at the bank:
$17 556.76 !!! i was straight shitting all over the bank out of happiness and surprise, but trying to be subtle because i was really scared at the same time (scared because where the fucked does 17gs come from over night). so a new ipod, a shit load of cloths, about $600 worth of cash withdrawls, and some xbox games, and small shit immedialtely got bought that day. 2 days later while im at my friend i get a very "WE NEED TO TALK" like message from mumzy. call her up, apparently she "accidently" stored her 18 000 in my bank account temporaily, and i have to pay her back for everything (ya ok.....) tonight i saw her for the first time and gave her most of it back online, and she tried to tell me i was unethical and untrustworthy and all ths BS since i didnt tell a single person about my discovery, and since i went on a shopping spree. sall good now though. yep its a cool story hansel i know

sparknotes:
-watche eagle eye(the kid randomly finds 17000 in his bank)
-i make a wish that it happens to me
-next day, coincedentally, theres 17large sittin in my bank.
-turned out to be my moms displacement of money......... FUCK
Jul 16 2009 6:48PM
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Jamestown
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that happened to my sis, minus the eagle eye stuff

my dad gave her 10,000 instead of 100

Jul 16 2009 6:50PM
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kzrstf
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you're mom is stupid
Jul 16 2009 6:51PM
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jibbinc.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
thats so awesome
except now your moms pissed.
but you got alot of shit
which is dope.
Jul 16 2009 6:51PM
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yellav
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how do you displace 17,000 dollars
Jul 16 2009 6:51PM
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GratefulDead
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Ironic.
Jul 16 2009 6:56PM
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notime_for_jokes
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k its cuz i hardly ever use my account, and mine is connected to hers so we can transfer money easily. since she has like 5 accounts, she saw mine and since it had no transaction for like 2 months she thought it was just a dead account and thought it would be fine to store our bill payment and house mortgage money in.

so it was THAT stupid of her
Jul 16 2009 6:56PM
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notime_for_jokes
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WASNT*
Jul 16 2009 6:57PM
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EasyEast
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haha dude thats actually pretty sickk  and i mean the story itself cause everything works out

coold story hansel

Jul 16 2009 7:01PM
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Yeezus
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i would never give her the money back. id be like bitch, its gone already. you could have told me u maufucka.
Jul 16 2009 7:03PM
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notime_for_jokes
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oh for real..... well now the story loses most of its coolness
Jul 16 2009 7:06PM
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.Capn.
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Inactive for two months? I thought you just spent 150 at hood the week previously.
Jul 16 2009 7:06PM
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dave44
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Jul 16 2009 7:10PM
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sick-as-aids
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id tell me mum to get stuffed and its her fault.... you shouldnt have to pay her back, screw that
Jul 16 2009 7:12PM
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crazyfuck
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please tell me you realize you look like a fucking idiot for posting this.
Jul 16 2009 7:13PM
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notime_for_jokes
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she put it in right before i spent the 150. so i actually had 17g's to spend all week at hood, and didnt know it.
Jul 16 2009 7:14PM
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Malcolm
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thats cool. but im calling shenanigans on the eagle eye stuff. its too much of a coincidence
Jul 16 2009 7:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
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*your* momr is stupid.

not "you are" mom is stupid.

your shows possession, "you're" isn't a coherent sentence.

my work here is done.
Jul 16 2009 7:23PM
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TechnoPotamus
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and subtract that extra "r" i put on the end of mom. there we go.
Jul 16 2009 7:23PM
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DBeck
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thats awesome all of a sudden you got 17 grand in your bank account, but dude couldn't you reason that that okay the bank or you mom is gonna realize that they really fucked up and catch it and correct it even if you didn't say anything. pretty stupid to go spend money that any logical thinking person would is not theirs and gonna be taken away.
Jul 16 2009 7:23PM
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Norred
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well you certainly are "unethical" and "untrustworthy".
Jul 16 2009 7:24PM
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notime_for_jokes
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im 16. i dunno about you, but i dont know that many 16 year olds that would have made logical decisions in this scenario.

shopping spree was totally logical to me.
Jul 16 2009 7:26PM
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hartig
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fail
Jul 16 2009 7:33PM
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Holte
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Why the hell was your mom temporarily storing $18,000 in your account? That just doesn't happen accidentally.
Jul 16 2009 7:41PM
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DBeck
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hahahaha, you've obviously have never had to make decesions about managing moneey. i'm guessing never a real job either. maybe its just me but i think even a 9 year old would be like whoa i apparently have money i don't have, something fucks up i better find out whats wrong other than lets go by a gillion tootsie rolls.
Jul 16 2009 7:49PM
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dave44
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Maybe it was a test - to see if he could be trusted with money. And he just blew it.
Jul 16 2009 7:55PM
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Zoro
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i would have told he it was interest
Jul 16 2009 7:58PM
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notime_for_jokes
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soo you think she did it on purpose?

i already said: it was because she thought it was one of her accounts. i guess when you look at that stuff online, instead of saying for example "daniels saving account" and "angelas saving account", they just come up as numbers. so she saw an account, that was labled like 23897456983745 and thought she could store it there.
Jul 16 2009 8:02PM
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Holte
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Oh yeah, I guess I can see that happening online if she's managing your account too. I was picturing her at the bank depositing a check for 18 grand into an account under the wrong name.
Jul 16 2009 8:25PM
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prontocuts.com
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sorry, your an idiot for blowing it all.
Jul 16 2009 8:28PM
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notime_for_jokes
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hahaha blowing it all!
i spent all of $110, which i had in cash in my wallet before the 17 000 !
i bought ipod shuffle: 50
shorts: 20?
xbox game: 15
and like a few shirts
Jul 16 2009 8:37PM
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Big_Spence
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IMO, he's an idiot for not spending more.
I would already have a full grow op somewhere if I were you. Now that's what I call a quality investment.
Jul 16 2009 8:38PM
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J.D.
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Sounds like your mom might be using your bank account to shelter income to avoid taxes... commonly used tactic. You should probably blackmail her and tell her you're going to the IRS if she makes you pay her back for that shit. Then go get more xbox games. It's what Jesus would do.
Jul 16 2009 8:38PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha i posted immediately after correcting it
Jul 16 2009 8:38PM
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notime_for_jokes
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gave it back to my mom ;)
Jul 16 2009 8:40PM
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Static
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Capitalize the first word of a sentence.
If what you are typing isn't a complete sentence no period is necessary.
Jul 16 2009 9:15PM
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Static
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In addition to your repeat offenses, please remember to capitalize the personal pronoun “I”.
Jul 16 2009 9:20PM
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thelizards
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this is actually common
Jul 16 2009 9:26PM
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doublexl
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im 16 and i wouldnt have done shit with the money. 17000 doesnt just spontaneously appear from nowhere, your not gonna keep it.
Jul 16 2009 9:27PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i dont think ive had 17000 in my whole life... if you add up all the money ive gotten
Jul 16 2009 9:28PM
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skrilla_MAC
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conserve it son.
Jul 16 2009 9:31PM
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youRsmellA
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ha very true, a one time gift i think its called.

you're lucky it was her money, its illegal to knowingly not report a bank error, this isn't monopoly.
Jul 16 2009 10:46PM
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EH_DUBS
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yeah i can see you getting fucked over bad haha
Jul 16 2009 11:11PM
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no_steeze
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that's happened to me randomly

my rule of thumb is if random money appears, it's probably gonna get taken out later, so if you spend it you have to reimburse it

i bought a mac mini from apple and somehow instead of getting charged 700 bucks 700 appeared in my account so i spent 500 of it and then apple took all 1400 so i was fucked
Jul 16 2009 11:46PM
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Chronic_
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hah thats sick! i would boughten so much new ski shit. and the only person your mom should be pissed at is herself for making a stupid mistake like that.
Jul 17 2009 12:06AM
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comeatmebro
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which is why you start buying shit with it. would you be forced to pay it back if you just said, oh...i thought i had like 5k in there to begin with? i never even realized.
Jul 17 2009 12:14AM
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TheBigD
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If his mom is a "corporation" it's completely legit, she probably just "paid" him as an "employee" of the "corporation".
If anything your mom should not be pissed you spent a couple hundred bucks, because you would have saved her a couple thousand in income taxes.
Jul 17 2009 12:40AM
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fsscott
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WHAAAT!
hhaha legit story man, but seriously i wouldn't pay my mom back for the stuff she'd already baught, i mean thats what anyone owuld do if they found 18 000 in there account randomly!!!
Jul 17 2009 12:59AM
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