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Putting on weight before moving out

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EastCoast315
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Im thinking that this would be a good idea. Get the food while its still free, and just eat less for the first couple seasons, save some money out there skibumming

or would you just end up not only homeless, but fat?

Jul 15 2009 12:00PM
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yellav
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thats not how eating works you're not a bear you can't just live off fat reserves
Jul 15 2009 12:03PM
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Spacekroft
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that would be nice eat tons once a week then just live off the reserves
Jul 15 2009 12:05PM
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Pippin
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seriously- your body needs to get used to the fact that it will intake less and less food- thus slowly having less food will help acclimatize your body
Jul 15 2009 12:06PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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you body will then become accustomed to large portions of food and you will be fucked when you move out then and be constantly hungry. Although if you are fine with being hungry then in theory you can live off of your love handles you have built up over time.
Jul 15 2009 12:08PM
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Jodi
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This.
Jul 15 2009 12:12PM
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Slinger1x1
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haha
god imagine how lazy humans would be if we didnt even have to eat?
Jul 15 2009 12:13PM
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EastCoast315
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ohhh shit I didnt even realize that. Ill be sure eat less when the time rolls around
Jul 15 2009 12:15PM
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I_Am_Mod
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you dont have to eat less because you have a smaller budget, just be creative and eat everything within reach!
Jul 15 2009 12:19PM
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james44
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if you have like a year you could just binge like crazy and that would probly get you pretty fat but once you moved out you would be sooo hungry all teh time
Jul 15 2009 1:33PM
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sniche
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orrrr just get a couple of duffle bags, eat only non saveable food....meat, fruit, vegetables ect... and stock up on all the saveable snacks that you can save for when your out there
Jul 15 2009 1:39PM
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EastCoast315
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yeah dude, fill a van with peanutbutter and ski wax.... all I need
Jul 15 2009 1:45PM
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argo801
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ramen noodles
Jul 15 2009 9:12PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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wow... summer on ns definitely brings out the weirdest fucking threads
Jul 15 2009 10:01PM
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itswillis21
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this is very true but what else do we have to do haha
Jul 15 2009 10:13PM
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no_steeze
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maybe if you didn't poop for the first few years you'd be able to live off the food reserves. it's worth a shot, i'm sure it'll work
Jul 15 2009 10:15PM
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EastCoast315
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good info, reminds me of the time I gave up ex lax for lent
Jul 15 2009 11:16PM
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FUUUCK
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start building muscle and eat a lot of eggs and red meat.

if you aren't eating right when you leave home you'll lose a lot of muscle mass, don't just get fat.
Jul 15 2009 11:21PM
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Spacekroft
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kinda like rodeo's brings out the best the hills have to offer.
Jul 15 2009 11:24PM
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no_steeze
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ooh also, if you have insurance, eat lots of greasy shitty food at home and then get a heart attack right when you move out, that way you'll get a few days of free jello at the hospital
Jul 16 2009 12:24AM
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