Comeback thread

I had someone come up to me when I was skiing and say wow your dressed like a snowboarder.

I came back at them with: "Thats becuase I am snowboarding" and just skated away.  Never seen someone so confused.

gayper - ¨hey lol why are you wearing baggy clothes? ur not black! o and snowboarding is wayyyyy more hardcorrreeeee¨

you - ¨i peed on your mom´s forehead and one day i´m going to eat your offspring¨

bwahaha

Haha

haha, next time that happens I should just do a facepalm or print off facepalm and have it in my jacket.  One of the funniest things I ever heard was: "Oh damn, look at those snowboard skis!"  That was in regard to my Hellbents and I was like WTF?  haha, then that same day I went and stuck em' in the snow next  to a window so I could watch them so no one would steal them, and I was the only person who owned skis, so everyone gave me weird looks.  I've also heard people say shit like, wow look at him ski backwards, it's not people asking these questions it's people saying shit.  I do like staring at people through my reflective goggle lens, fucking awesome, face forwards and look to the side, it's great.

yeah i always get stupid comments about my helbents

i look at people all the time. sometimes, if i catch them looking back, i grab my goggles and slide them up so they can see my eyes, and that im looking at them, wink, and put them back down without turning my head. people get so confused.

rolf, oh god that was the funniest visual ever. I cant imagine how awkward that would have been

This isn't a comeback but just some little thing that happened with a gaper.

-Gaper: Can you backflip?

Me: Yes

-Gaper: You?

My Friend: No.

-Gaper: Oh, so why do you have backflip skis?

We just left.

i need to get some backflip skis, mine are solely frontflip compatible. The entire system shuts down if i try a backie, and i need to reboot.

I laughed so fucking hard when I read this! Holy shit thats funny