lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer
I'm a lazy turd, so I rode my bike to subway. Had roast beef and swiss, on italian herbs and cheese. Toasted, with lettuce, onions, green peppers, chipotle sauce, salt, and pepper. It was sooooo good...
What the fuck were you doing?! One looks like a failed abortion and the other like something from chicken run. [ski-plastic]
I said I got the flu from eating tacos at lunch. [onlyskierndak...]
Afterbang cannot be found if one is looking. Afterbang must find you, and you must find your place within Afterbang. To reach for it is to let it slip from your grasp, but to let it go is to hold it with all your strength. -PanoJibber