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freezed
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These skis are crazy. You may have seen them already, but here are a few more pics...






you should see these babies in action, its amazing.


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Feb 9 2004 12:51AM
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McDiggler
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those look hella sick
Feb 9 2004 12:56AM
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skieveryday
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they're crazy, when I saw Jay Lev. holding em' they didn't even look functional...they still don't! They look like they'd be ridgid and a bitch to work with but if Pollard throws down, I'm sure anyone can...right? LaTe.



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Feb 9 2004 12:59AM
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JTK
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i can just see one of those things flying downhill, thru some fences, blasting thru trees and taking out some 10 year old in the shin..... of course powder straps or the worlds widest brakes might prevent that.
Feb 9 2004 1:34AM
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BallinBU
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i can't believe that he's using those on lift-served terrain. there must have been a ton of snow.
Feb 9 2004 1:36AM
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samck89
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^ thats what i was wonderin, in the bc the shit would fly like 3000 vertical feet before it stopped

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Feb 9 2004 1:37AM
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RandomHero21
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Might as well be on 2 snowboards. Or 2 monoskies. Shit.

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Feb 9 2004 1:49AM
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destroy
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damn those things look even bigger when they're on a person. is that pollard?

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Feb 9 2004 1:56AM
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Trash
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huuuge

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Feb 9 2004 1:59AM
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Pipe_Munky
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when i finally move out of onterrible and into BC i definately wanna give those bad-boys a try. they don't look functional for lift serviced terrain but in the pow you'd just float effortlessly!



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Feb 9 2004 2:02AM
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samck89
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if u tried to hold an edge with those things on a groomed run u would roll ur ankles

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Feb 9 2004 2:03AM
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McGoo
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Damn they look sweet. Use them as waterskis in the summer too



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Feb 9 2004 2:35AM
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Justo8484
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anyone notice they arent cap construction like the rest of line's stuff?
Feb 9 2004 7:56AM
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doghoy
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massive!
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Feb 9 2004 8:49AM
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huckmynuts
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there arent any brakes on those things thats illegal


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Feb 9 2004 9:07AM
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doghoy
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some drugs are illegal too
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Feb 9 2004 9:08AM
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SkierX
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There are brakes, they are just definatly non-functional.
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Feb 9 2004 9:42AM
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hellmut
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how wide are they
Feb 9 2004 10:00AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^130mm under foot. Its funny that they have breaks.

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Feb 9 2004 10:14AM
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jibtastic
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Rediculous shit.. A little kid could probly monoski one of those..
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Feb 9 2004 11:20AM
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conifercatcher
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yeah at least they stopped with their shitty cap construction on this model. They dont even look too long, pehaps thats because they so damn wide. Anyways, who even really needs skis that wide?








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Feb 9 2004 12:15PM
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LineBoarder
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what length are they again? they look sorta small on pollard, its gotta be the angle of the shot... but those fuckers look awesome, id be lost on those in the ice coast





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Feb 9 2004 12:19PM
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line1260skier
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wow
Feb 9 2004 3:33PM
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skieveryday
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We've only made the assumption that this is Pollard...perhaps it's not...LaTe.



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Feb 9 2004 4:32PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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no breaks. hardcore
Feb 9 2004 4:38PM
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BigDNast-EE
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those things are so wide u'd just float on the surface of the powder...
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Feb 9 2004 5:13PM
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SkiLuigi1300
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holy beastly shit, those things are huge, i wana try those out on a nice powder day (if only we had a powder day over here on the ice coast
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Feb 9 2004 5:19PM
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SkiLuigi1300
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holy beastly shit, those things are huge, i wana try those out on a nice powder day (if only we had a powder day over here on the ice coast
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Feb 9 2004 5:19PM
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snowforblood
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ha is this some kinda joke look how big those fucking things are. it looks like it would take two people to carry them anywhere


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Feb 9 2004 5:36PM
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abek
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it is pollard, and that lift services a bunch of backcountry terrain. and yes theres enough snow.
Feb 9 2004 7:19PM
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BallinBU
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what mountain is that? do you know?
Feb 9 2004 7:21PM
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freezed
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its pollard, its at mt. hood meadows, we have plenty of snow, and those skis are amazing.


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Feb 9 2004 9:52PM
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smells_like_tuna
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Look how far forward he's mounted. That's one of the advantages of such a crazy-wide ski, is that you don't need to be mounted as far back for floatation.


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Feb 9 2004 10:19PM
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smells_like_tuna
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Look how far forward he's mounted. That's one of the advantages of such a crazy-wide ski, is that you don't need to be mounted as far back for floatation.


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Feb 9 2004 10:24PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Looks like 2 mono boards
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Feb 9 2004 11:18PM
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Ds91260
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thats my kinda ski, tip and tail heights a tad low though



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Feb 9 2004 11:32PM
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line12ves
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man those look so dam short! but tips and tao;s a bit short and i bet the switch ride is pretty shitty. but those fats in pow, thats sick
Feb 9 2004 11:52PM
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therealjerk
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to the pussy who sounds like a 60 year old patroller: If you were a real man, you would crank your bindings to anything +10, and not have to worry about ejecting on a groomer and only in the good stuff.


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Feb 9 2004 11:59PM
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*rkp*
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what kinda madman came up with those beasts!?!! holy fuckin hell.......my jaw is dropped
Feb 10 2004 12:36AM
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BakerBoy
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Yah, you guys who are worried about there not being any brakes are fucking pussies. Oh god, that's illegal! Flamers. Run 14 or so and don't worry about it.
Feb 10 2004 12:42AM
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mikee
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Nah one of my skis doesnt have good brakes and it sucks. Toady my ski came off sliding a c box and i had to quickly take my other ski off and sprint after my ski that was quickly going down the run... In te end I managed ot run it down and tackle it. It sucks

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Feb 10 2004 12:44AM
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Ski-hobo
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ha, yeah, breaks suck, I love chasing my ski down the hill
Feb 10 2004 12:46AM
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Jetal
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I've never had to chase a ski, I have breaks but they only ever come off if I slam them against the ground on a crash and usually come off sideways anyway.
Feb 10 2004 1:14AM
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Jetal
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It must be nice to be able to affoard ski's that can only be used for the most extreme powder days, those ski's will probably only be seen by few and worn by fewer.
Feb 10 2004 1:16AM
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snowforblood
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that picture is still a joke to me, I've seen some fat skis for powder skiing, but those are just ridiculous. If I saw somebody rockin those my natural instinct would probably be to point and laugh. who knows tho, it might be the start of a big ass trend, I can easily see kids rockin those in the park looking like wooly mammoths


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Feb 10 2004 1:25AM
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freezed
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about the tips and tails, they are normal height, they just look low cuz the skis are so wide, also the switch ride is quite good, as evidenced in :Lifted: and Focused, when pollard 180s a cliff, skis a whole face switch, and does a switch cork 3 off a windlip. and the guy who said he'd laugh...you should see pollard ski. he is amazing, and im pretty sure you wouldnt be laughing at him as he zero spins and 180s very large cliffs.


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Feb 10 2004 1:29AM
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snowforblood
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oh if I saw pollard wearing them thats a different story man. hes my favorite skiier, if i saw him i'd jump off the fuckin lift. and ur right he is sick his styled out 180's and zero spins are cooler than most technical tricks done by tanner and all the other guys. But are those the skis he wears when he rides down the mountain face switch, cause the footage I saw of that didn't seem like he was riding those, I think i wouldve noticed if he was


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Feb 10 2004 1:32AM
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RandomHero21
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BRAKES! Not Breaks. Shit.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.
Feb 10 2004 4:09AM
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ScratchCobra66
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holy crap, they are like snow boards. those things are sick....how much do you think they will retale for?









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Feb 10 2004 9:10AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^they won't retail. they're only making a few pairs.

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Feb 10 2004 11:09AM
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EricPollardKillsIt
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Does anybody have any pics of that ski other than the two pics above


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Mar 12 2004 12:27AM
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