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.jibber30
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
well i just woke up from the most fucked up dream so i decided to see what the weirdest dreams were. go ahead share.
Jul 6 2009 4:16AM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
you cant ask for our stories before you post yours!
Jul 6 2009 4:17AM
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.jibber30
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
k well i was dreaming about that indiana jones movie were they rip out the poeples heart but it was me and then i had my heart ripped out but then i got out of the cage ran out and when i got outside the cave i saw tom wallisch but he was god like in the team america JOSS edits. then i woke up.
Jul 6 2009 4:20AM
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ryan.s
Posts: 462 - Karma: 47
wow two nights ago i had a dream i slept with my girlfriends cousin and then i got dumped... i swear it was an eye opening dream it shouted ITS OVER
Jul 6 2009 12:03PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
thats definatly a sign
Jul 6 2009 12:04PM
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R-B-B
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i had a nice dream that included killing lots of zombies then hiding under a few baskets so they didnt see me
Jul 6 2009 12:09PM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
I dreamt  that i woke up and looked out my window and saw a ufo fly down, the ufo blew up my window and i dove onto my floor as my room went up into flames, then i woke up. not that wierd but it felt really real
Jul 6 2009 12:10PM
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benJAHmin
Posts: 519 - Karma: 20
i had a dream that i pulled back the washing machine from the wall and found a cup of toothbrushes, then we took them outside and mounted them like broomsticks and then we flew around my garden, it was pretty awesome
Jul 6 2009 12:12PM
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.AR6rider.
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A few years ago I had a dream that my house was being attacked by giant lobsters and the power rangers came to save me.  It was really weird.  I'm 20 by the way and haven't watched the power rangers since I was a little kid.  So random.
Jul 7 2009 1:18AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
My family and I rode dogs to buy lap-tops.
Jul 7 2009 1:21AM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175

i'm starting to be able to lucid dream. its awesome

Jul 7 2009 1:26AM
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nick_GAPER
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 7,670
thats all i have is wierd dreams
Jul 7 2009 1:28AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
sig worthy
Jul 7 2009 1:29AM
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ace_
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i always have a reoccuring dream where an massive fucking rat chases me everywhere and i cant see anything and im always tripping over everything

Jul 7 2009 1:36AM
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KJL.
Posts: 307 - Karma: 11
for some reason i was getting into the back seat of a car and there was my alarm clock sitting on the seat. I picked it up and put it behind me on like the top of a trunk. anyway as soon as i did that my alarm started going off. it was weird becasue it was in liek the exact same orientation to my head as it was in the dream. Not too wierd but i still think about it.
Jul 7 2009 1:37AM
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smooticus
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I have this dream where im moving whether or not im skiing or driving, and i get going really fast and cant stop, when im skiing i usually end up going off a jump and going way too far. But the wierd part is when i hit the ground or whatever i dont wake up, i actually hit the ground and just topple, then i wake up. I always thought that was weird. although i have always been terrified of not being able to stop
Jul 7 2009 1:59AM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 40
ive heard if you eat potatos before you go to sleep you will have crazy ass dreams..
Jul 7 2009 2:04AM
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jakepwilliams
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i had this one dream, where i jumped in a pool. it was a wet dream
Jul 7 2009 2:04AM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
hahahaha yes
Jul 7 2009 2:20AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
Jul 7 2009 2:31AM
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Jibbidy
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nice.  used to be more often for me but the more stressed over anything of the day and whats coming the next day, the less likely.  gotta be in a perfect smooth state of mind eh.  they can be better than real life!! not joking
Jul 7 2009 2:35AM
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doublexl
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i dunno man, i had some crazy ones a while ago. from the real bad sunburn i got, i think.

anyway, the first one was ridiulous, but it was so vivid it scared the shit outta me. i dreamt i got home from school and i was just walking around my house, and i had this weird premonition that all the songs on my iPod werernt labeled (im totally anal about correct labeling and shit). so i look on my iPod, and they werent! youre prolly like wdf, but the vividness scared the shit outta me.

freaked myself out, watched TV for awhile and when i fell back asleep, i had this INSANE dream for like 2 minutes. i was just talking to my mom in the kitchen and then there was a shot of my house sitcom style, and you could see my neighbors house too. at night, mind you. anyway, all of a sudden the most intense orange light shined through all my neighbord windows for like 2 seconds. in my dream this meant Darell killed his wife Michelle. i dunno.

then i had this real long one that me and my homie were trying to smoke, but everytime i got the bud out, we lost the pipe and vise versa. it just pissed me off.
Jul 7 2009 2:39AM
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assface
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just looked it up on wikihow and im gonna try it now
Jul 7 2009 3:00AM
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Big_Spence
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Me too.
Lucid dreaming is far better than any other high or trip I've ever had.
Jul 7 2009 3:03AM
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Billek
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 I had a dream where I had a remote-controlled dump truck.  The thing is, that it could only operate on these little silver tiles.  I then proceeded to cover my house in silver tiles and drove the dump  truck all over my house.  This is the earliest dream I can remember, i swear I was like 6 or something.

Here's another-

My baby nephew was having problems with his head, something along the lines of having the bones fuse together prematurely or something.  I then had a dream where I tried to fix it, but it didn't work out so well.  He was crying so loud, and my surgery wasn't working, so I stabbed him in the chest over and over.  He just would not die or even bleed for that matter, but he had so many holes in him.  I then sat on my couch with him crying on my lap, and everyone in my family walked by me with the dirtiest looks on their faces.

Here's another, but it's kind-of a repost, because I included it in another post of mine.

Me and my best friend were playing ping-pong with these two girls.  My game was not so good, and the girls proceeded to make fun of me every time I messed up.  I was visibly saddened by their insults, and my friend explained to them that they were really hurting my feelings.  I backed him up by saying something along the lines of "Hey, you know those covered wagons from the Oregon trail?  Well if someone took one of those old covers off, ground it up, and molded it into a shape of a person, that's what you'd be."

I have also broken my teeth numerous times, along with pulling one of my front teeth out and being pissed because I couldn't put it back in.  My most vivid tooth-breaking dream was when I had a jawbone from a deer/dog thing, and chewed on it, breaking my teeth in the process.

Another one I used to have (like 3 times) was me standing in a field next to my house, then suddenly flying up/backwards at an amazing rate.  When I was up in the air, I could almost control myself by waving my arms around, almost like swimming.   I would eventually fall to the ground and wake up, but the flying felt so cool.
Jul 7 2009 10:03AM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
I dreamt that there was a bookstore in the middle of the terrain park. I went in and got an autographed copy of some book, then went out and hit a couple boxes.

Not even kidding. It was fucked up.
Jul 7 2009 10:07AM
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
not the weirdest i've ever had but i just woke up from it. I was at this girls house who i am not even close to, she also lived on a beach in my dream. Anyway there was a tornado and everyone died except me and her sickly father who was dieing from cancer, because we hid in the basement. Then i got a call that said the funding for my job ran out and i was unemployed. Tornado was vivid as shit tho.

Jul 7 2009 10:46AM
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benJAHmin
Posts: 519 - Karma: 20
why thank you
Jul 7 2009 10:57AM
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no_steeze
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last night i had a really vivid dream that i went skiing with summersover who i've never met in person and we shredded at night and i was skiing on 210 straight skis for some reason but they felt normal
and every jump i hit i brutally overshot it but i still landed the tricks and it didn't hurt
Jul 7 2009 11:38AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
i can't remember my dreams a minute after i wake up, unless i wake up talking about my dreams. I can't ever bring back my dreams. All i know is they make no sense and i can't talk.
Jul 7 2009 11:54AM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
i had a dream that i was in some videogame and i was walking on a road and there was a book with two eyes that was following me and talking to me by flapping its pages.
Jul 7 2009 12:50PM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57

i jus had a weird dream last night

I entered the dream with my gf and i. it was like 5 in the morning. We were in a bathtub, and the bathtub was in my closet for some reason. Then we both got out and put some really weird/futuristic clothes on. Then i went to some restauraunt in (idk what happened to my gf) and it was still 5 in the morning. and alot of ppl from my school were there (there were also some really old creepy guys that were taking most of the chicken). we were all having fried chicken for breakfest, and then i realized we were all going to a ski trip. But right when i sat down to eat my chicken, i teleported to cod4. I was like inside the game shooting people. And i was having a really good game, and everyone was saying how good i was. And i was really happy. Then the game ended and i woke up with all my clothes off, and im pretty sure i fell asleep with a pair of shorts on. but those were gone, and my underwear was at my knees for some reason. lol

Jul 7 2009 1:38PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i had a dream i got shot

Jul 7 2009 2:35PM
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R-B-B
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where did you get shot?/??

Jul 7 2009 2:36PM
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pekka_p
Posts: 440 - Karma: 39
My friend is always telling me he's seeing really weird dreams. One day he told me how he'd gotten his gf bit scared: He saw a nightmare about a werewolf chasing and wrestling him. My friend is very much into all kinds of self defence stuff so her gf wokes up as he's doing some sort of neck lock to her and yelling "i f*ing can't break it's neck from this angle".
Jul 7 2009 3:02PM
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h.yfoskett
Posts: 285 - Karma: 219
i some times hav a dream where my teeth r fallingout lik i can just touch thm n theyll fall out the i wake up sudenly the first find i do is check my teeth it fuking freaks me out
Jul 7 2009 3:08PM
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sammiedee
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i've had these moments right as i start to go to sleep and i picture something like a car accident and someone will drop a pan or something really loud downstairs as soon as i dream of the cars hitting and i wake up. its as if i was expecting the noise to happen :|

also had a dream i got shot in the leg and another dream where i died twice in the same way.

Jul 7 2009 4:11PM
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gbirrd
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K wel at least 2 nights a week i get these really bad dreams.

I am trapped in my house or someones house and a Tiranasrous Rex is chasing me and hes ripping off the roof and whereever i go he finds me.

Also i have dreams where godzilla is chasing me around town. but i try running as fast as i can but i just cant run. its so weird and i hate sleeping now cuz i know its going to happen. i know these sound like dumb dreams but they scare the shit outta me haha

Jul 7 2009 4:17PM
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rvca
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Last year in english we read Lord of the Flies and each night for a couple weeks I would have a dream of what we read in class. It was the most fucked up thing ever. Oh yeah i almost forgot, i was piggy...

Jul 7 2009 5:05PM
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DouglasFRESH
Posts: 164 - Karma: 329
i had this dream miley cyrus had my baby, like i didnt have sex with her in the dream, but she had my kid, and like we had to go on some Eragon type adventure shit, so i was liek all going through miley cyruses house to find food for the journey, then i woke up
Jul 7 2009 7:31PM
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Panchuk
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i used to have these super super bad dreams where I would fall asleep, but watching a horror movie. I would still be watching it in my dream for some reason, but couldent turn it off when it was to scary, shit was popping out all over the place but I couldent even wake myself up. And then when it was over, I realized it was a dream and almost shit myself. i was like 8.

and one time I had one where i was mario and I had to kill donkey kong. but some huge spider came out of nowhere and ate him, so i gave him a high-five and we went and blazed in bowsers castle.
Jul 7 2009 7:42PM
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babujib
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yeah i got really into that for awhile, pretty dope shit, but now my dreams are fucked up and because of it i get like 3 hours of sleep a night. like last night, i was in cali and 7 nukes hit around me and my friends skin started to peel off and they were asking for me to help them and shit. i dunno just really fucked up stuff.
Jul 7 2009 7:44PM
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anTii_SteeZe
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i had i dream i fucked my friends mom...
and when i woke up she was sitting on the side of the couch..
crazy shit
haha

Jul 7 2009 7:47PM
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sammiedee
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yeah i hear if you're into it for a while you don't get much rest. i hope my dreams don't turn out like that jeeezuuuss
Jul 7 2009 8:56PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Haha I had mashed potatoes for dinner, my threads for tomorrow
Jul 7 2009 9:00PM
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neutralzombie
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i've had lucid/weird dreams for about a year now.
ones with nothing but filthy toilets with broken doors. running from a ghost in a glass elevator at my graduation, in turn missing my graduation. running from a tornado in montreal. weird weird randomness. i remember them in color too. one where my mom tried to kill me, and some randomness, lost in a forest, trying to snowboard somehwere...and i have moments, where im like hey, you cant do that and i change the course of the dream. no lies.
Jul 7 2009 9:08PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
I also hate when im asleep, like just fell asleep then something happend in my mind, like me falling the ground and I flinch and wake up.
Jul 7 2009 9:12PM
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p.jones
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ok ive got a bunch of pieces of dreams

one time i was inside halo 1 and i shot my friend with a rocket launcher

one time i was stuck in a bathroom with this apparently infamous "bloodnut baby" and i kept trying to kill it with my fingernails but i couldnt (this one was scary)

a couple nights ago i was in a room with 2 girls and they were about to do stuff (like good stuff) together and im just sitting there then they said to each other "lets do him (me) first" and i was like wait i gotta piss and when i got back i woke up. it sucked. and that same thing happened twice in one night

one time when i was really little there was this big scary yellow with red polkadots and i was scared out of my mind

one time i was at a baseball camp and my coach was there but the place that we slept was on these floating shack things made of logs

one time i was in the desert somewhere and i was trying to get my drivers license and i had to collect various seeds and show them to people

one time i had a semi lucid dream and i was at windells even though ive never been there and first i was listening to someone on the phone near a big rock then i went into the room where everyone slept and it was tiny and stuff then i went to get my gear (this is where it became lucid) and i realized i didnt have any skis or nothin so i went to the shop (i flew there) with this random dude i know and i flew over some fields then i was suddenly at this party and i saw this girl from school and she had no top and she was about to s my d but i woke up

one time i was playin ultimate with my friends and this kid from school was playing but there were benches at the endzones and he kept tripping on them and it was hiliarious

last one, i was driving by school and i saw this really tall basketball player (like 8 feet) then when i passed him i turned around and he had skates on and he did a 180 off a curb
Jul 7 2009 9:17PM
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sammiedee
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has anyone had those dreams where you're somewhere you've always wanted to be but can't seem to do what you want? frustrating as hell
Jul 7 2009 9:21PM
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neutralzombie
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ive had a lot of dreams where i come back to places ive already dreamed about and then different things happen, but similar scenarios. triple freaky.
i also had a reoccuring dream when i was a kid, that i was in an old beatle, it was purple/midnight black shiny color, and it was nighttime, and i would back out of my driveway and i would get hit every time and wake up as i was getting hit.
Jul 7 2009 9:27PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Yea man, I get those too.
I actually know why this happens. Sometimes when your falling asleep, as your body shuts down your brain thinks your body is falling. So your brain sends signals across your body to make you flinch up.
Jul 7 2009 9:49PM
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