^shit i just said^ formally steezyohio
....this site is made out of tall tee wearing, frogskin sporting, nike 6.0 struting, 12 year olds who would rather ride line invaders...
"I think that I am such an influential member and that people actively give a shit about my every move. Now that I am back on NS I will alert my fans because I'm tired of rubbing my own dick, maybe they will help me out."
No. You want to know low? Fucking a holocaust survivor that has recently been through kemo, then letting her know that you have slaughtered her children with a dull machete that had been previously used to slit the throats of someone that has HIV, but, you have let one of her children live, but has now caught full blown AIDS.
umm i'm probably too lazy to drive to the store, maybe if i was going with friends i'd pick up a pack, but only if other people had some, i don't want them to melt in the car either. ugh i'd probably walk to a corner store if it wasn't far and buy one if it was cheap, idk i really wouldn't do that much for a klondike bar...maybe if someone had an extra i'd be like "can i have your klondike bar'
Eat a live bunny rabbit(shaved though Im allergic to the fur), walk on hot coals, run across the state of Maine, leap tall buildings with a single bound (or use the elevator),attach my nipples to a car battery, slap Al Quida in the face, stop a Zombie Invasion (or alien, Im not that picky), kill a man using only my thumb, quaff Three gallons of milk, Projectile vomit from all the milk, solve a rubix cube with only my mouth while blindfolded, Kim Kardashian, jump over the moon and then shoot the plate for running away with MY spoon, and burn my house down.
Seriously though, I don't really like Klondike Bars.
if i ever need directions, im asking the guy with one leg, cause he knows the easiest way there
Sicker than Snickers
if your not part of the solution, there's a lot of fun to be had in prolonging the situation