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What would you really do for a Klondike Bar?

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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15

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Jul 4 2009 1:22AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
go to the store and pay the like 3 bucks and buy a pack?
Jul 4 2009 1:22AM
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PC.
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 18
fat chick
Jul 4 2009 1:23AM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
maybe a handstand, just maybe.
Jul 4 2009 1:23AM
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SteezyOhio
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oprah
Jul 4 2009 1:23AM
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Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
attack a hobo, steal his can of change, then promptly run to a 7-11 and buy me some of that
Jul 4 2009 1:23AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
Really? Attack a hobo? Thats low man.
Jul 4 2009 1:25AM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
8 seconds of my best attempt at a crip walk
Jul 4 2009 1:27AM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449

I would tie my shoelace with my anus for a klondike bar

Jul 4 2009 1:27AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
I'd probably yell at  my mom from my couch to get me a fucking klondike bar.
Jul 4 2009 1:28AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15
Ohhhhhhhhh shit. What about in a Bloodz related area?
Jul 4 2009 1:29AM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
blasphemy. 
Jul 4 2009 1:33AM
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BrickTamland
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Jul 4 2009 1:33AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Kill a drifter.
Jul 4 2009 1:36AM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
shit on my moms porch!
Jul 4 2009 1:48AM
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TheTristanator
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 819

look throught my couch for change and run to the nearest place that sells it and buy one.

or eat poo

Jul 4 2009 1:51AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
pay the amount of money that a klondike bar costs
Jul 4 2009 2:09AM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
probably just eat cum filled gushers. no big deal
Jul 4 2009 2:22AM
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featurebuilder
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ima grip n sip
Jul 4 2009 2:28AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
i would sew your asshole closed and keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you and feedin you
Jul 4 2009 2:32AM
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Shark.
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Jul 4 2009 3:02AM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 16
id steal.
Jul 4 2009 3:11AM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
I know this may be shocking but I don't like chocolate so I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar
Jul 4 2009 4:04AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
I dont like klondike bars either. but I would punch a child in the face for his astro pop.
Jul 4 2009 4:36AM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
I'm all for the arctic blasters
Jul 4 2009 4:38AM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
No. You want to know low? Fucking a holocaust survivor that has recently been through kemo, then letting her know that you have slaughtered her children with a dull machete that had been previously used to slit the throats of someone that has HIV, but, you have let one of her children live, but has now caught full blown AIDS.

That's low.
Jul 4 2009 5:05AM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
That IS low.
Jul 4 2009 11:39AM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
no u
Jul 4 2009 12:04PM
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no_steeze
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umm i'm probably too lazy to drive to the store, maybe if i was going with friends i'd pick up a pack, but only if other people had some, i don't want them to melt in the car either. ugh i'd probably walk to a corner store if it wasn't far and buy one if it was cheap, idk i really wouldn't do that much for a klondike bar...maybe if someone had an extra i'd be like "can i have your klondike bar'
Jul 4 2009 12:07PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
well played, sir
Jul 4 2009 12:59PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
wow, you have some interesting things on your mind
Jul 4 2009 3:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i think i'd ask politely if i could have one. Otherwise I'd say fuck it.
Jul 4 2009 3:26PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
i can't live with the things i've done for a klondike bar
Jul 4 2009 4:24PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
trade my intermanets
Jul 4 2009 7:41PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
http://www.fmylife.com

Go on there and read about what I did for a Klondike bar.
Jul 4 2009 8:06PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Eat a live bunny rabbit(shaved though Im allergic to the fur), walk on hot coals, run across the state of Maine, leap tall buildings with a single bound (or use the elevator),attach my nipples to a car battery, slap Al Quida in the face, stop a Zombie Invasion (or alien, Im not that picky), kill a man using only my thumb, quaff Three gallons of milk, Projectile vomit from all the milk, solve a rubix cube with only my mouth while blindfolded, Kim Kardashian, jump over the moon and then shoot the plate for running away with MY spoon, and burn my house down.






Seriously though, I don't really like Klondike Bars.
Jul 4 2009 8:16PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
probably not anything too inconveniant, i might eat some at a friends house. If I was going to buy something i'd probably more likely get like one of those choclate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches.
Jul 4 2009 8:42PM
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