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Still Sex Free!!!

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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
For all of you who remember my thread, my bet to not have sex til i am 40 is still going strong.
Jul 2 2009 3:05PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
going gay is an option?


stop bitching u little pussy the only person stopping you is YOU
Jul 2 2009 3:06PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
ill kick you in the throat with spurs on my feet well before you get to 40.  then ill make some ugly broad screw your corpse.

you lose.
Jul 2 2009 3:07PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Umm... good job?

Someone should find the other thread. I remember it, holy crap it was a long time ago.


And as soon as you turn 40 are you gonna go get laid or something?
Jul 2 2009 3:08PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
no i just win my bet and get bragging rights. and going gay would stilll require me to have sex
Jul 2 2009 3:12PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
right hand doesnt talk back
Jul 2 2009 3:14PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Now why the fuck would you do that?
Jul 2 2009 3:17PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!
Jul 2 2009 3:20PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
haha right.
Jul 2 2009 3:22PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
to prove to myself that sex does not drive my live or influence my behavior
Jul 2 2009 3:23PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
u my friend are fucked up
Jul 2 2009 3:25PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
cool story hansel. im fairly sure i do a lot of things that dont "drive my life".


i have no problem with your goal, but screaming for attention like this just makes you sound like an attention whore. wow thats redundant.
Jul 2 2009 3:25PM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
yet still unfucked
Jul 2 2009 3:46PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Anyone else notice his NS status is "Loner"?
Jul 2 2009 3:50PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
isn't that what threads are for? bringing attention to yourself
Jul 2 2009 3:51PM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
your karma status says it all
Jul 2 2009 3:54PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
But why?
Jul 2 2009 4:08PM
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chacho
Posts: 183 - Karma: 33
fag
Jul 2 2009 4:10PM
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Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
and you now destroyed his argument. I hope your happy, because now he has to think up another excuse of why he isn't getting laid
Jul 2 2009 4:14PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
what are you going to have to brag about? being a sex deprived chronic masturbator? sweet!

Jul 2 2009 4:16PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
ummm......
Jul 2 2009 4:17PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
you say this like it is an accomplishment, which it wouldn't be unless you were named one of the sexiest people alive or something like that.
Jul 2 2009 4:19PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
bragging rights to what??
Jul 2 2009 4:19PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
by the time you're 40 you'll be impotent and will no-longer be able to impregnate a women to pass your genes, therefore you have failed as a human.
/end thread
Jul 2 2009 4:22PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
^and he's god, he would know
Jul 2 2009 4:23PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
drew just unleashed absolute destruction on you. all youre doing is proving that sex does in fact influence your behavior. by forcing yourself to not have sex in an opportunity that is handed to you on a silver platter proves that sex is influencing your behavior. its like black people making their own tv channel, BET. its still racism, just reverse racism
Jul 2 2009 4:24PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
owned
Jul 2 2009 4:26PM
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skiwoj
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 52
So since you made this thread that means that making threads runs your life because you have made threads right? I am just trying to see your logic here
Jul 2 2009 4:29PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Hey!  You're not banned anymore. 

I'm sure after he read what you and Drew said, he just said: "Fuck."  hahaha, the world is so funny.
Jul 2 2009 4:35PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Maybe  no one ever told him how much better sex is than masterbating.
Jul 2 2009 4:38PM
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Mrvic.
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 154
lol is this guy serious?
Jul 2 2009 4:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
lets not yell too soon, but this thread has potential to turn into something beautiful...
Jul 2 2009 4:42PM
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Hank
Posts: 316 - Karma: 15
FORTY? thats basically your whole life without getting laid.. thats a terrible lifetime goal!!
Jul 2 2009 4:43PM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
How old are you?

Have fun with "Jill" until your 40..maby invest in a fleshlight
Jul 2 2009 4:44PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
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Jul 2 2009 4:47PM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
yes sir..ill try and find a pic of "jill"
Jul 2 2009 4:51PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
i lol'd
Jul 2 2009 5:17PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
40 Year old virgins are only funny in movies.

You my friend are just missing out.
Jul 2 2009 5:20PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
im sorry, 40! that sucks dude, if you wait till your 40 you will never have it
Jul 2 2009 6:07PM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
STFU and go get some pussy.
Jul 2 2009 6:09PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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you just want attention. there's some attention for you.
Jul 2 2009 6:13PM
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matthew.
Posts: 879 - Karma: 12
wtf why would you make that bet?
Jul 2 2009 6:15PM
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Moostafa
Posts: 232 - Karma: 15
dominated
Jul 2 2009 6:22PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
congratulations! you get the immense satisfaction of not getting laid!!

oh wait.....




so does this mean, that when your 40 your gonna be able to say that you beat all the odds and your better than everyone because you never got to have sex??     thats the biggest fucking lose ever... your going to miss out on one of life's greatest things... i would be so stoked (not)

even if you win the special Olympics, you're still fucking retarded (no offense to people who are truly mentally impaired, except for the OP)


dont be a fucking idiot, this is the stupidest bet ever, and if you win your the biggest loser ever...
Jul 2 2009 6:42PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT
Jul 2 2009 6:46PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
So it seems like no matter what you do you lose.

If you have sex you lose and if you don't you pretty much fail as a human.

cool
Jul 2 2009 6:50PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
ya nice cover up for not being able to get any puss
Jul 2 2009 7:21PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
Damn, when you're 40 you're about to blow the biggest fuckin load
Jul 2 2009 7:27PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Wait.. Do you masturbate?
Jul 2 2009 7:51PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,264
you are the dumbest person in existence. 20 bucks says he turns into a pedophile
Jul 2 2009 7:52PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Ill admit it, I laughed
Jul 2 2009 7:52PM
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