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WORST DAY EVER

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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 269
so ive been doing nothing for the past couple days and i want to have a friend over to ski some
i go and ask my mom and she flips i go "im sry i didnt say good morning" she crazy im like what did i do
and im thinking all the shit she might have found out but theres nothing. she comes in my room and goes
YOU CANT EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN MOTHERS BIRTHDAY instantly im in shock i couldn't even think to my self how could i forget this day the day to calibrate why i have my mom
im in shock tell me what to do i need something better then perfect to do for her
what do i do
forgive me if if doesn't make sense im devastated in myself
Jul 1 2009 1:38PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
go buy her something nice?

that's probably not what she wants though, so just be like "ok mom, i'm honestly really sorry i forgot, i was thinking about other stuff..." etc
Jul 1 2009 1:40PM
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sniche
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Jul 1 2009 1:41PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
u should kill her
Jul 1 2009 1:43PM
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=Carson=
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thats kind of funny that happened to me today also
Jul 1 2009 1:43PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
My mom tried to fake her birthday yesterday! I was like bullshit! It's after mine! She was like, gotcha! hahaha
Jul 1 2009 1:46PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
you need to calibrate why you have a mom? how do you even go about calibrating that?

your mom needs a chill pill. people forget birthdays all the time, it's not like you woke up that morning and thought "i hate my mom i don't care about her birthday i'm going to go calibrate something now"
Jul 1 2009 1:46PM
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Rez4frederick
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Just got buy her a present and a card and say sorry for forgetting
Jul 1 2009 1:59PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
yer just tell the old lady that she needs to stop being so damn selfish and that you have emotional problems that make you forget dates
Jul 1 2009 2:12PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
step 1- eat taco bell
step 2- go home
step 3- go into bathroom
step 4- miss the toilet
step4.5- poop in sink
step 5- make that bitch clean it up

tell her to chill, make her some "brownies"
Jul 1 2009 2:45PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 269
exactly but that also exactly what she thinks
Jul 1 2009 5:03PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
your mom needs to chill, some kids honestly hate their parents, and some moms have had there kids die. things could be much worse
Jul 1 2009 5:05PM
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Aaaron.
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roses.
Jul 1 2009 5:07PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
Tell her that you have been smoking a lot lately and your memory is not very good anymore.
Guaranteed to make her forget about her birthday.
Jul 1 2009 5:07PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
kill her
Jul 1 2009 5:09PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
kill yourself and/or her... I realy dont see any other way out!
Jul 1 2009 5:19PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
get her a birthday present, somthing nice and thoughtful, for her birthday... then get her a big bunch of flowers and say that shes the best mum in the world and you love her to pieces :)
Jul 1 2009 5:53PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
ahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhaha
Jul 1 2009 5:56PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
i dont think its that big of a deal she will get over it
Jul 1 2009 8:23PM
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