aight im fieindin for recssion summa billz + got fired from actual job today HA AH bitches five shifts missed wit no phone call and lgical explantion guess i dsrved it lol/
but enough of my shitty ass life heres the awesome deal ......//.
65=70 Dollaz will buy you more then you could possibly conceive as a mere mortal thiinking man... so heres the hard sell boize bBY OOOOH WEE
all STNDRD decks weill b shipped wit
*2 ply traxial fiberglass deck wit 4 ply Baltic birch consturction
*balla ass ev branded tagged art kid graphics with high quality airbrushed HOUSE OF KOLOR KANDY PAINT AVAILIBLE BITCH TOO ONLY 15_20 more depending on what cha want
&high quality wholesale completes availble perfectly spaced custumized and autotuned by moiii
_free hand selected mixtape & matching board sft AA tee (gay stores but all chix show lov to guy that can rock An AA tee) sizes up to XXXl hand panited as well could airbrush agin (way doper on tee den spray)
- and to sweeten the deal for any semi kush puffas who didnt getit in on 420 forum a free goddie bag o south boulder designer quality pack of boulder finest spoils (& were talkin da finest spoilzzzz baby....)
NEthing is possible in mah garage so feel freee to get shitfaced and give your recession walletz xtreme annorexia and bulleeve me the first lucky mutha who will order a top shelf custom board (texalium, kevlar?, carbon, bomb ass components if you like, bamboo is a definite ohh shit this gonna be sick) and free better airbrushin on board and teee and auto in if they so select for my nxt sweeettt offer......./'[;[
since im an enterpising young man and nedd cash in a hurry im gonna try to set up a lil network of NS longboard pushas, so post up yo location personal resume age accredited high school gpa (dont lie im good at juging intel) in dis thread if you interested its an easy job i will ask for ten percent kickback to push my brand and sell my boards sooo....... make sum fat cash, meet new frinds and just lead a more rewarding day to day life what better job extits then a door to door longboard sales man working for a 18 year old bould a boi? ill answer it myself FUCKIN NOTHING....... (yeash i typed exTITS lol)
plz pass this offer to as many facey book good friends + hot girls in yo area code !!!!!!!
wait one last stunna of an offer... i did in mah other threads so imust drop here if i get 30 sloid boards orders from dis thread one very lucky lass or lad will win a completely freee setup courtesey of meeeeeeee yeahhhhhhh i know i gota yall interested......
pix + video tomorrow to sweeten this shit even more and bring me street credz
i know your out there and want a longboard that i will make jack shit off of.....
So BUy BUy Buy BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! yikes bedtime