Waz up, we just went to Caseys torture camp. I hope he runs you
lazy JV A guys, boy you gained few pounds. I'm also endorsing Beaton
and Gunther for class president. Vote for them or else i'll get the
stupid fuck from that stupid fucking show "The soup"(joking). Just vote
for beaton. But I'm really angry against the prejudice of chest hair.
Whenever I take my shirt, people bother me with things like "hey here
comes Ben the hairy snowman". I didn't know hairy is the new scary.
Every time I take my shirt off "Welcome to the jungle" just happens to
come on. People just hate chest hair now you know, like everybody
getting wax and screaming holy fuck. Frodo just happens to run in my
family, you know like other shit like take some Ritalin just happens to
go in other people. Come on man, I just happen to sometimes play Zelda
down in my chest, or capture some Pokemon in the lost forest. Plus,
shaving your chest hair is natural and gay, what do you want be, a man
dumpster, FUCK NO. "I'm a real man' (inmacho accet), fuck you guys
because nobody laughs, I can pounch you in the soul. Just stop being
Ryan Seacrest because everybody fucking hates him, he such a metro, hes
just a fucking quedo dirtbag.So people, don't wax the puppy, the ladys
like it. So don't wax its just so fucking painful.
Yo, I back biotches, just back from a birthday break. So anyway
MUN just had to be on my birthday, fuck dat shit. So anyway here the
MUN, FUCKING FOREIGN SHIT, who the fuck is going to be in the shit U.N.
It don't do shit, maybe it make more bailouts for corrupts from the
party of NO!! (Myanmar) or make India go, "don't burn my rice fields,
me are hungry". The teachers keep bitching at me to think about MUN, no
fuck you, I'm thinking about burger king right now. In MUN I was on
some shit hippie committee called UNEP, or the environmental program
that nobody gives shit because its waste of fucking money. All the
proposals looked like (even mine) shit, with solutions such as milli
bails and "sorry, no answer, see you later asshole". Lets see, the
solutions were basically fuck money, I need my shit now and no fucking
around. Man there were these shit fantasy solutions like: air water
converters, that person is stuck in star wars ass. How the fuck are
people going to afford that fantasy shit in the sandy shit holes, oh
pay me thirty rocks and I'll punch you, that's a great solution for
igniting Osama Bin Laden. But the greatest nation of this was Myanmar,
the party of no, "no answer" and "no need, our governments just
shitting you". How the hell are we going to give $270 million bucks to
a goverment shitting us, oh they need more hoes, plowing hoes that is.
Fuck no you don't, all your going to is spend and say "sorry fucked up,
more money my wife's bitching for a purse". Do you think a dad would
give his son money and say "don't by boze boy" amd let him get away
with it, hell no. Thats the same thing, it is. Model U.N is a bunch of
worthless and easy shit you never use, when the fuck am I going to be
standing there saying "look at me, I finally have a fucking proposal".
No, okay, thanks.