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Listen how f*cked up this is!!!

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dilman
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10

so i liked this chick. and she liked me. and we went to this party together(with lots o' beer!) and we got pretty smashed. she hooked up with this mexi right in front of me! then the next day she said "im so sorry! ill make it up to you today. ps bring protection." she stood me up for the same mexi.  how fucked up is that? what should i do to get back at her?? and lets get cleaver guys. i really want to get back at her!!!!!!

Jun 18 2009 6:45PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
ladies men
Jun 18 2009 6:48PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
uh nothing? just move on dude.
Jun 18 2009 6:49PM
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Archimedes
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
make her parents into a chili and make her eat it
Jun 18 2009 6:49PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
Take her lips. Just cut her lips off. When you have them in your possession, put them in a blender, right in front of her. Turn on the blender and blend her lips. Then dump her lip juice onto her face, and stab her in the ovaries.
Jun 18 2009 6:50PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11
the best revenge is doing nothing at all.  Just ignore her, that will hurt her more.  I mean dont even look at her, period!  Chicks hate that. 
Jun 18 2009 6:50PM
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dilman
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
haha should i also have a horse bite off her tits too?
Jun 18 2009 6:51PM
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Slop-Tart
Posts: 298 - Karma: 376

ahahaha same thing happened to me  but i didnt talk to that whore again

Jun 18 2009 6:55PM
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wellpreparedrare
Posts: 651 - Karma: 11

unless you'd rather do it, sure, but i suggest fucking em instead of her for punishment

Jun 18 2009 6:58PM
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jibbinc
Posts: 804 - Karma: 33
stick it in her pooper
by accident
Jun 18 2009 7:21PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
are you gay
Jun 18 2009 7:21PM
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PATRON
Posts: 509 - Karma: 0
yep, definitly gayyy
Jun 18 2009 7:23PM
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nels
Posts: 542 - Karma: -9
you should probley think about turning gay
Jun 18 2009 7:24PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
he is now turned gay
Jun 18 2009 8:23PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
he is now turned gay
Jun 18 2009 8:23PM
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SteezyThug
Posts: 66 - Karma: 11
I think i got you beat.  Senior prom this year i went with a girl i had been seeing for a while.  She had a little party at her house and everyone was tanked.  We were all in the family room and she went into the bathroom right in front of everyone and had sex with one of my friends.  trust me just stop talking to her
Jun 18 2009 9:20PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
you can buy crabs online.
I'm just sayin...
Jun 18 2009 9:24PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
take a "cleaver" and cut off her favourite bracelet. Then take that bracelet and wear it, then jump over the table and punch her in the brain. Thats pretty "clever"
Jun 18 2009 9:25PM
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103859264
Posts: 465 - Karma: 145

it's true, this guy knows how it is.

and if you do something to get back at her, then you look like an ass-hole. if you don't, she looks stupid. i'd go with this guys advice.

Jun 18 2009 9:32PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Go have sex with a hooker and then get aids. Then bone her tomorrow and rip the condom off half way and give her aids.

That will show that bitch.
Jun 18 2009 9:39PM
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^nate^
Posts: 1263 - Karma: 560
this is the best and most reasonable i feel.
Jun 18 2009 9:45PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
wy the fuck would you say a mexi? are you a racist? any normal kid would have said "some dude".
Jun 18 2009 9:51PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
kill her
Jun 18 2009 9:58PM
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Evan.Frazee
Posts: 2285 - Karma: -40
Call the department of immagration and send him back to mexico.
Jun 18 2009 10:06PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
thank you
Jun 18 2009 10:19PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
kid nap, treat to italian dinner, tie her up, put her in dumpster, let hobo find her, hobo takes her home, ties her to tree, throws rocks at her, shes stoned to death, easiest situation
or make her into chili and feed her to the beaner
Jun 18 2009 11:06PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
ya that will tell her what for
Jun 19 2009 12:13AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
get the mexican deported.  that will learn him real good like.
Jun 19 2009 12:18AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Hobo's don't have homes Tyler...

And just take the Mexican to INS to get him out of the picture.... Problem solved.
Jun 19 2009 12:21AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26

"lets get cleaver guys"

meat cleaver is the obvious answer. you decide where to take it.

Jun 19 2009 12:48AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
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Jun 19 2009 12:50AM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
BAHAHAHA this made me lol!
Jun 19 2009 1:06AM
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
that sucks dude... but please tell me you beat the living piss out of your  " friend "... i mean with a username like steezeythug... you gotta run shit right ?
Jun 19 2009 3:58AM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

Then pee in her butt.

Seriously though, be the bigger person and just walk away, she'll feel like a complete slut later on.

Jun 19 2009 6:51AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
delete her off facebook, let that bitch know this shit is real!
Jun 19 2009 6:54AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
just ignore her, they loathe that shit
Jun 19 2009 7:27AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
alright his lair
Jun 19 2009 9:04PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52

ok this takes some skill

but get a dead fish, shit and some other smelly stuff and put it into a bag.  take her out to dinner but use her car to drive you there.  say you forgot the your wallet and go back to the car.  hide the bag somewhere  in the car where you could never find it.  go back in finish up your dinner and once your done go back to the car together. the smell will stay in there forever hahahaha its amazing

Jun 19 2009 9:17PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 5,841
EXACTLY ME TOO!
Jun 19 2009 9:17PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
I'm sure this has happened to most dudes. just put it in her butt then after tell her you hope she dies and then never speak to her again. she will be miserable. the key is to put it in her butt before you forget about her existence though.
Jun 19 2009 10:49PM
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griffin.paisley
Posts: 1520 - Karma: 38
lol
Jun 19 2009 10:58PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
if you WANTED to kill her, then you could buy tapeworm larvae online, pretend to still be fine with her, then put it in her drink when you offer to make her one.  BANG death in a month considering the possibility of her not noticing the giant worm living in her intestines eating her.  works everytime
Jun 19 2009 11:02PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312

heres the plan...... WHO GIVES A SHIT

lol ignore her

Jun 19 2009 11:14PM
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~~JEFF~~
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 301
HAHA holy crap bro, thats fucked up haha.
Jun 19 2009 11:22PM
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hoodhugo
Posts: 988 - Karma: 33
that is the most fucked up thing ive ever heard
Jun 20 2009 12:39AM
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~~JEFF~~
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 301
You should have sex with the mexican she hooked up with.
Jun 20 2009 12:42AM
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jibbass
Posts: 95 - Karma: 10
blow her off
Jun 20 2009 4:54AM
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