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Check out what i taught my dog!

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Flo_Rida_2016
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This only took him 24 hours to learn. I started teaching it to him last night at 5 and by 5 today he had it down pat. This was a mediocre one. oh and its my bro's youtube account. me and andyju4392 are brothers, NOT THE SAME PEOPLE. yes. we're both asian.


Jun 18 2009 6:07PM
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CBROOKS
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So awesome.
Jun 18 2009 6:09PM
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HamFaceGirl
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nice, what is the dogs name, it sounded like oakley in the video
Jun 18 2009 6:12PM
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Snowcase
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But does she close the door behind her? My dog does the same thing with phones and his leash. Pretty much anything he knows the name of.
Jun 18 2009 6:12PM
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Balto
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thats cuz it is most likely haha
Jun 18 2009 6:13PM
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chickenwang
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arnt all asains related?
Jun 18 2009 6:14PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
Posts: 2804 - Karma: -5
its a he. and not yet. thats tomorrow. yesterday i taught him to grab the can. today i taught him to open the door and connect the two parts together. tmrw ill teach him to close the door. and the day after tmrw im gonna teach him to throw away the empty can.
Jun 18 2009 6:15PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
Posts: 2804 - Karma: -5
you are correct sir.
Jun 18 2009 6:16PM
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JayDope
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nice, my gf and i got a dog and her name is oakley too, but she only knows sit right now
Jun 18 2009 6:16PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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not always but i know many of them
Jun 18 2009 6:17PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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sup 2nd cousin twice removed!
Jun 18 2009 6:22PM
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seward
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you dont sound very asian.
Jun 18 2009 9:08PM
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Aaaron.
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guess who copied my dog's  name?
ANDY FRICKIN JEW.
Jun 18 2009 9:26PM
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statuswhitegirl
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thats epic
Jun 18 2009 10:11PM
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bout_it
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haha
Jun 18 2009 10:21PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
bahah that is true!
Jun 18 2009 10:24PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
i didnt copy your dog name dipshit, and my dog is far better than yours. golden doodles can suck pure bred goldens dicks
Jun 18 2009 10:28PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i thought he was saying oak tree
Jun 18 2009 10:29PM
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I_dunno
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I'm tempted to teach my dog that.  That is sweet!!!!!
Jun 18 2009 10:30PM
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grifftang
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my dog rolls my joints for me
Jun 18 2009 10:38PM
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*monsterskier*
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your dog is cute
Jun 18 2009 10:40PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
i taught my dog to shit on command. i plan on telling him drop a deucer on my friend's shoe or jacket or something.
Jun 18 2009 10:45PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

my dog tessie can sit

my dog bella...not so much

Jun 18 2009 11:05PM
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strongmark
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i hope you named your dog after annie oakley, the fastest six shootin dame in the west
Jun 18 2009 11:07PM
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debrickshaw
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can it pack a mean bowl too?
Jun 18 2009 11:25PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
i want that dog
Jun 18 2009 11:36PM
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JayDope
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which is why i will not teach her (oakley) this trick
Jun 18 2009 11:42PM
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McShane
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dude! I have a golden doodle too! Nice!

Jun 18 2009 11:51PM
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no_steeze
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now i heard back in the day that annie oakley could whip out a rifle and split a playing card's edge from 90 feet away!!! my cousin eddie saw that dame do that back then and he nearly had to do a doubletake!!!

i'm getting a dog soon and i want to train the fuck out if it...i'm sure it'll never happen but i like to think i will
Jun 19 2009 12:00AM
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uni-corn
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Wait... You want to train it to fuck you??!
Jun 19 2009 12:12AM
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no_steeze
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no i want to train it to fuck itself
Jun 19 2009 12:14AM
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anxju
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im saying that regular goldens are better than golden doodles...
Jun 19 2009 12:16AM
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Davy.Crockett
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thats sick . my dog can sit and shake and thats it.
Jun 19 2009 12:18AM
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cheddafries
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 thats fucking awesome all my dog can do is sit and bark
Jun 19 2009 12:22AM
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Snowcase
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Someone name something and I will teach my dog. Reasonable of coure. He's smart as fuck.
Jun 19 2009 1:13AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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um....teach him to answer the phone and "talk" into it when it rings
Jun 19 2009 1:21AM
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Tasche
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I'm just glad it didn't include peanut butter.

My buddies taught their dog to pick up empty beer cans and put them in the trash. You should do that.
Jun 19 2009 1:31AM
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r0dubs
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YAH?
well my dog gets the paper in the morning, and another gives me a high-paw when i wake up...then another leaves a steaming pile of shit for me to clean up...
Jun 19 2009 1:38AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
fuck ive been trying to teach my dog that for so long all she does is just grab a rope i have tied onto the fridge
Jun 19 2009 2:21AM
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McShane
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Man. I was tired. But that was a fail on my part.
Jun 19 2009 10:03AM
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Snowcase
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Thats a good one but he's sort of an outdoor dog and my mom wouldn't like mud on the walls.
Jun 19 2009 11:13AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I can summon my cat, named spaghetti, from anywhere in my house by meowing for 20 seconds.
Jun 19 2009 11:20AM
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samwise
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We'll let it slide. This time.
Jun 19 2009 11:25AM
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Funnel
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haha, I don't know why but I started laughing at that.
Jun 19 2009 11:36AM
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thisandthatfilms
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CLAIM
Jun 19 2009 1:44PM
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