buy a traditional one and respect your team. Every time I see a ghetto-fab redsox hat I cringe. I still wear the hat I had 5 when I was 15. It has seen countless games at Fenway and I plan to keep it that way. Still flatbrimmed from back before it was trendy too. I love that hat.
Do you have any idea what would happen to paper if you put it in a furnace? you would RUIN it!