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Tired of toilet paper?

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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
Well here's your solution:

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/15

someone embed plzz I suck at it
Jun 15 2009 7:32PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
Jun 15 2009 7:35PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
that would be awesome...if i wiped.


See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.
Jun 15 2009 7:36PM
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Steeze420
Posts: 346 - Karma: 31
sick

                                                                                           
Jun 15 2009 7:37PM
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lepriconfromhell
Posts: 261 - Karma: 91
that is awesome.

                                                                                           
Jun 15 2009 7:37PM
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dudemandude
Posts: 13 - Karma: 11
i need to get one of these.
                                                                                           
Jun 15 2009 7:38PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
People are animals, we should accept the fact that there are some things that we just have to do...wiping your own ass is one of them.


Jun 15 2009 7:38PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
good find.

                                                                                           
Jun 15 2009 7:39PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
my mom has one.

                                                                                           
Jun 15 2009 7:40PM
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Dirty-Jersey
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
my next purchase.                                                                                            
Jun 15 2009 7:41PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
I lol'd at the fat guy: "Being a big guy has its advantages..."

such as???
Jun 15 2009 7:43PM
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JLawson
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what the fuck!?
Jun 15 2009 7:43PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
combo breaker
Jun 15 2009 7:44PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
'Big Guys' really think they're the shit don't they?  There has to be some reason to justify being fat.
Jun 15 2009 7:45PM
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fourhundred
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Jun 15 2009 7:46PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
Just got one pretty stoked! does anyone know how much time they take to ship it?

oh and

                                                                                           
Jun 15 2009 7:56PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
                                                                                           
Jun 15 2009 8:02PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Jun 15 2009 8:05PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Click for larger imageto the fat guy
Jun 15 2009 8:25PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
more cushion for the pushin     no homo
Jun 15 2009 8:28PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
LOL ALL I READ WAS

18 INCHES LONG

AHAHAHAH(immature joke)
Jun 15 2009 8:28PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
i must have one
Jun 15 2009 8:50PM
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Kmania
Posts: 756 - Karma: 79
epic. I wonder how many ass-wiping related injuries have happened due to not having a wiping stick. Im guessing tons
Jun 15 2009 8:58PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
i hear they're making a mid season limited release thats 24 inches long
Jun 15 2009 8:59PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
it could be used as a dildo.
Jun 15 2009 9:09PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
....So up until the comfort wipe's invention, that blonde lady had people wipe her ass for her?
Jun 15 2009 9:13PM
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tomalom
Posts: 350 - Karma: 10
this commercial lies if like the lady said there have been no improvements in toilet paper since 1880s why does it feel like im wiping my ass with paper as soft and pleasant as newborn baby jesus' skin
Jun 15 2009 11:08PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
bahaha i laughed at your imaturity and then myn
Jun 15 2009 11:45PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
Haha that made me LOL
Jun 15 2009 11:55PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
are they fucking serious, what if you end up getting shit on it cuz you can't see where the fuck your wiping?, then you have to wipe the shit off your stick unless you buy a second one for the sole purpose of wiping shit off of your first stick.
Jun 16 2009 12:13AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
hahaha i know
Jun 16 2009 12:22AM
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marley..
Posts: 334 - Karma: 419
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Jun 16 2009 1:23AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
allmost boobs at 1:31....
Jun 16 2009 4:52AM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
i hope that this is a joke. who would use this?
Jun 16 2009 9:21AM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
It doesn't look like a product you easily hide in your purse to take else where. 18 inches is a lot to hide.
Jun 16 2009 10:18AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
don't i know it ;)
Jun 16 2009 11:08AM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227

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Jun 16 2009 11:20AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
bahahahaha
Jun 16 2009 11:24AM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Wow the ad is: Todays BIG thing

Thats what she said
Jun 16 2009 11:41AM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
i dont get this thing at all hahah looks like it would do a shitty job at cleanin up with that bunched up thing in the middle or rip... poor product hahah
Jun 16 2009 11:49AM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
y would i need an 18 inch extension to my hand to wipe my ass. wtf. is it that hard?
Jun 16 2009 4:33PM
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get_toasted
Posts: 422 - Karma: 15
I just ordered three!!
Jun 16 2009 4:36PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
being a big guy definitely has its advantages, and its disadvantages.  This is a great product.

What is the advantages? taking monster shits before he uses that thing?
Jun 16 2009 4:51PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Jun 16 2009 4:56PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
hahaha thats fucking gross. it must get so full of shit
Jun 16 2009 5:05PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
who the fuck folds their toilet paper?
Jun 16 2009 5:08PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
who the hell takes a shit on a stick to begin with?, i think they are looking towards a really fucked up demographic...
Jun 17 2009 5:07PM
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