Pardon my language here but.....
Billy mays would fuck his shit up haha
Billy mays would cover vince with Kaboom and Orange glow, then light him on fire. After feelin a little bit bad for the amature pitchman, since he never wins a fight, would stomp him out with a damp zorbee and show vince that the shamwow isnt shamshit. After getting into a quick scuffle Billy would whip out his awesome auger, and really show vince who is boss, sure vince would try to slap chop his way out of if, but Billy's impact gel would surely protect him. After vince is just a nasty half-burned corpse, Billy would Spray some what odor on that shit, o people don't start to wonder what smells like burning hooker beater, and clean his annoying mess up with a shamwow just in spite of his bitch ass trying to step in on his turf.
Yea it's a tough world out there, but when you have people like Billy Mays to really show you how to get the job done, you wonder why anyone wouldnt buy his products.