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So this morning...

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jakepwilliams
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...i had a job interview with Zumiez, a skate/snowboard shop. theres one in my local mall, i need a job, no hate. well the interview was a group interview, and around 40 kids showed up. this means we all do shit together to prove we would be a valuable employee. over half the people there didnt fit the profile, at all whatsoever. such as 40 year old fat white trash ladies and computer game nerds. so i knew i had a shot then. well in a group interview, you have to stand out and be goofy and out there, to be noticed. so our last activity was we had to dance.
we were in 5 person small groups and we came up with a lil dance, it was pretty goofy. at the end, in front of the audience, i called out, AFTERBANG, and basically banged hard as fuck(on my feet). i told my group i was going to beforehand, and of course they were like, what? i knew it was going to be sketchy because zumiez is a snowboard shop, and it was a possibility that not a single person out of the 45 people there would know what the fuck i was thinking..
NOT a single person knew what afterbang was. after we sat back down i just started cracking up.

i just thought ns would enjoy my incorperation of our culture into my life haha.

but honesty i'm probably going to end up getting the job..
Jun 14 2009 5:12PM
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k-rob
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snowboarders invented afterbang...
Jun 14 2009 5:14PM
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Crack.
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lol.....?
Jun 14 2009 5:16PM
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Sufferboy
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THat was thee coolest story i have heard fogel! please tell it again. hahahah jk, hope you get the job
Jun 14 2009 5:17PM
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Slinger1x1
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this sounds like some sort of cult
Jun 14 2009 5:18PM
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thisandthatfilms
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cool story hansel
Jun 14 2009 5:19PM
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jakepwilliams
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damn i cant believe i read this. that story was lame as fuck, what a waste of time. ice skaters invented afterbang, you dont know anything so fuck you, you wannabe with your 80 something posts..
Jun 14 2009 5:34PM
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Sufferboy
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calm down dude
Jun 14 2009 5:52PM
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mattridesskis
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he said that to himself i hope you know....
Jun 14 2009 5:59PM
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@skiinmitch
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as a joke.
Jun 14 2009 6:53PM
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Willard
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no gymnatics invented afterbang
Jun 14 2009 6:55PM
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PattyFow
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no horse jumpers invented afterbang.
Jun 14 2009 7:37PM
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vincentlee223
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Curlers invented afterbang.

anyways, it would be sweet to get a job at Zumiez. On the website they have some sick clothing and im guessing you get a discount. Good luck!
Jun 14 2009 7:38PM
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Slinger1x1
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gymists and ice skaters definitely did not invent afterbang, have you ever seen them afterbang anything? they throw their hands up and smile and cry and all that shit, there dont after bang anything
Jun 14 2009 7:41PM
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Shrekles
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THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKED DICK, HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT I HOPE YOU DONT GET THE JOB

your an asian.....^





























you eat rice. _ _
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Jun 14 2009 7:42PM
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vincentlee223
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Im assuming you're referring to me?
Jun 14 2009 7:52PM
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jakepwilliams
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proof that iceskaters invented afterbang-

Jun 14 2009 7:58PM
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Willard
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gymnastics people land like a boner and then throw there hands up to claim the trick
Jun 14 2009 8:01PM
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geet
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vikings invented afterbang
Jun 14 2009 8:01PM
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AlexGaynor
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You need a fucking discount. that store is ridiculous.
Jun 14 2009 8:03PM
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jakepwilliams
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vikings iceskated into battle..
Jun 14 2009 8:25PM
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urbanjib
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ummm relax man

and chill out with your exactly 90 something posts
Jun 14 2009 10:18PM
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geet
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he made the thread. he was responding to himself
Jun 14 2009 10:20PM
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InkShrink
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If you are going to insult someone, make sure you use proper grammar you idiot.

"Your" and "You're" are different. Goddamn that annoys the hell outta me.

Jun 14 2009 10:22PM
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k-rob
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except that his incorrect grammar was not part of his insult.
Jun 14 2009 10:24PM
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geet
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Jun 14 2009 10:25PM
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thelizards
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zumiez is the gayest store, i know you said no hate cuz you need a job but i mean c'mon i would never work there a day in my life. all people who work at the ones near me are douchebags
Jun 14 2009 11:20PM
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Style+eeze
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afterbang
Jun 14 2009 11:34PM
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70794Willow
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football players invented afterbang
Jun 15 2009 3:28AM
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TheBeardedOne
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the walmart of skateshops...
Jun 15 2009 4:52AM
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tom.skier
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by accident haha
Jun 15 2009 8:26AM
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siktrix777
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boarder status.....not afterbang
Jun 15 2009 1:27PM
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SteezyOhio
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bill clinton did the first after bang on monica luinski. fact
Jun 15 2009 1:32PM
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duckets.
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i believe afterbang is the name of an old wooden ship.....
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Jun 15 2009 1:42PM
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Malcolm
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this is true
Jun 15 2009 1:46PM
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wh@t
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the Vikings afterbanged all over the Romans empire. they invented it. no questions.
Jun 15 2009 2:50PM
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jayo.
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my identity is being stolen!
Jun 15 2009 3:05PM
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