i went to this end of the year party, and planned on getting pretty wasted. well i did. but as i was getting into my friends car i just leaned over and started puking, and i just kinda got out of the car and laid down on the sidewalk and i just kept puking. Then my friend was like freaking out and panicking so he called his dad, and so his dad came. but then someone on this girls street saw like the big crowd of people around me i guess and decided to call the cops. so the cops came, and then the cops got an ambulance to come. so the paramedics picked me up off the puke filled sidewalk and sat me down on the bumper of the ambulance, and they started asking me questions and shit...all in all i got mega fucked. i didnt get any charges for underage drinking or marijuana related charges, but my mom is grounding me for a month, making me get a job, and i have to pay her 600 dollars for a bike she helped me pay for.
sparks: got crunk, got caught by the police, no charges, im grounded, and owe my mom money.
Crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared, but only the devil responded because god wasn't there.
that is really not bad at all considering he circumstances. cops talking to you does not mean you got fucked by cops, not even close. so now your grounded, lets be serious it's not that bad, and now you need to find a way to earn money for yourself and help pay you mom for something that she bought for you. all in all, you should be counting your blessings.
That happened to me one year without the police or medical staff though. 3 years underage snuck into the pub saw everyone who knew I was underage got my drink spiked ended up at home throwing up. needless to say my parnets realised how drunk i was and ended up grounded for the whole of ski season. Ended up well though I concentrated more on my school and skiing and fitness and was raring to go in the end. To sum that up, make the most of getting a job, if you're grounded great you can save up. Work on your school work and work on your fitness things that usually get neglected when you drink.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids