Newschoolers member Evan Heath (ns name "eheath") needs to buy me a fucking churro.
if you could all do me a favor and remind eheath of this, it would really, really help me out. Whether you send him a PM or respond to a post of his in a thread, just let him know that I'm still expecting a churro.
"I think that I am such an influential member and that people actively give a shit about my every move. Now that I am back on NS I will alert my fans because I'm tired of rubbing my own dick, maybe they will help me out."
........come on, who is gonna be the first to make a fat joke regarding this?
Afterbang: "Perform a trick in the air and when you land "fakie" stand up as quickly and as straight as you can and allow your arms to fall limply to your sides. Look straight up the hill back at the jump as if you were aggressivly questioning it's physical toughness." - R_Martin
"that same chick facebooked me and we decided to meet up at a coffee place closeby...turned out to be some guy named Jeff who was early 50's and had 3 kids...i just rolled with it though, he's pretty cool, we've got a decent thing going on..."
- Dr. Strangelove
he keeps buying them but on the car ride home after he's buckled the churro in the front seat he starts hearing voices "i'm coated with cinnamon and taste better than secks." he starts breaking into a nervous sweat and trying to keep his eyes off the delicious churro. suddenly he cannot resist and takes a bite of the moist yet crunchy cinnamon deliciousness. he figures you will notice the bite so he finishes the rest and decides not to tell you
so, evan has in fact bought you 12 churros they just don't make it home, so you, sir, owe evan 11 churros