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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
searchbar'd....nothin..

here we go NS... we all have our fail moments....



i just looked all over facebook for my karma and post count.... FAIL
Jun 13 2009 6:15PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
dont really want to post this but here we go

2 seasons ago i was ducking a rope at kirkwood and clothes lined my self and fell and broke my collar bone
Jun 13 2009 6:17PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
i make myself look like the biggest gaper in front of the whole park crew at okemo.  i crossed my skis and got hit by the tow rope.  i was laughing
Jun 13 2009 7:26PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
one fail moment i had was when i opened this thread and realized what a fail it is
Jun 13 2009 7:47PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14
my first backie(attempt), didnt even get half the rotation hahah, in front of all my friends
Jun 13 2009 7:58PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
one time i stuck my willy in a girl with a rubber and woke up the next morning with a rash
Jun 13 2009 8:07PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
i was thinking this thread but...

whenever i injure myself drinking.
Jun 13 2009 8:35PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62

dude i second that. happens to me at least once a season i just wanna disappear

Jun 13 2009 8:35PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
didnt pass 4 courses last year...
Jun 13 2009 8:38PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62
really?! ssiiiicckk
Jun 13 2009 8:40PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
thats cute
Jun 13 2009 8:44PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
i was on the diving board today, and i drifted super far on an overlip. i landed on a lane line (all the way on the side of the pool) and nutted myself as the lifeguards, my friends, and hella other people were watching. haha
Jun 13 2009 8:47PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118

haha i got a legit one

So, today i was on the coast of maine just sight seeing and what not and i was out on some rocks with the ocean just a few feet away i turn around and say "Man, it would totally suck if someone fell in this water it is cold as balls" I turn to walk away slip cause of my sandals and boom right in the ocean fully clothed i might ad and all of this was in front of my girlfreind and her mom needles to say BIG FAIL!!!!

Jun 13 2009 9:40PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
ok this is priceless. simple humor.
Jun 13 2009 9:52PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
glad i could give you a laugh it was one of the funniest/emarrasing moments of my life
Jun 13 2009 10:00PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
im just saying it from the standpoint of, i was known within my family as the dude that always fell in the water. everywhere.

so, i mean, i got a genuine laugh, and you didnt die or get hurt. so everybody wins haha.
Jun 13 2009 10:03PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
bahaha good stuff and hell yea everyone wins
Jun 13 2009 10:06PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
i say this one's the best one so far lol
Jun 13 2009 10:09PM
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MulletMilitia
Posts: 803 - Karma: 18

ok here we go ns... you ready for an epic fail moment?......

 ok so i was typing out this epicly sick!!! fail story on ns and i forgot to finish the

Jun 13 2009 10:26PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
sorry bud but myn owns yours
Jun 13 2009 10:58PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14
Had $200 bday money in my pocket, I was like 7 and fully dressed, dad pushed me in a pool were walking by and ruined my money
Jun 13 2009 11:01PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
killed it
Jun 13 2009 11:30PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
There was this little quarter pipe at COP, where you could go up one side and come down on another quarter pipe. One of the smallest features in the park. Park crew puts a tire on top, so I'm doing stalls on it. One time I land a little off on top of it, so I try to jump off the other side so I don't just tip over. My ski proceed to catch on the top of the quarter pipe, flipping me into a gnarly chest plant, and popping me off the quarter pipe so I fall 5 feet directly to flat on my chest. I could barely walk for the next 3 hours. I was considering going to a hospital because I thought I might have cracked a rib or something, it hurt so bad.
Jun 13 2009 11:46PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
jumping on the tramp... warmed up with a backflip and drifted a little to the left and nutted myself on the net enclosure and then dropped 8 feet over the side.... worst experience of my life
Jun 13 2009 11:52PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
my life
Jun 13 2009 11:54PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
don't worry happens and looks terrible haha
Jun 14 2009 12:00AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
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it had to be done.. haha

for me personally it would be losing my car keys tonight. +1 fail for me.
Jun 14 2009 12:16AM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
tried dring out of a bottle and smacked myself in the tooth because the cap was still on
Jun 14 2009 12:19AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
tearing my ACL on a simple 360.
Jun 14 2009 12:23AM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
*drinking
Jun 14 2009 12:25AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
I've got my ski caught in the lift line ropes and fallen a couple times over the year.  It looks really bad if its busy and you're holding up the line.
Jun 14 2009 12:43AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881

ha.ha.ha.

way to go bud. you are a joke.

Jun 14 2009 12:53AM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
me too, sept i broke my collar bone..
Jun 14 2009 1:26AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881
I bet explaining that to ski patrol was fun..
Jun 14 2009 1:29AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
i can only imagine
Jun 14 2009 10:56AM
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