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geet
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if god can do everything..can god make a stone even he cant lift?
Jun 13 2009 2:45PM
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word-sauce
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nah
Jun 13 2009 2:47PM
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GetPitted
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Yes because like you said he can do everything, you big dumb bitch.
Jun 13 2009 2:47PM
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geet
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but if he can do everything then he should be able to lift it
Jun 13 2009 2:49PM
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GetPitted
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That part was just for fun
Jun 13 2009 2:49PM
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andrew.
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the following statement is true:
the previous statement is false.


same concept of contradictory truths.  its cant be solved.
Jun 13 2009 2:58PM
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geet
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the only solution would be that god cant do everything
Jun 13 2009 3:05PM
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ferrinski86
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you dont have to lift it to make it
haha
Jun 13 2009 3:08PM
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geet
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what
Jun 13 2009 3:09PM
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feihlination
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could jesus make a burrito in a microwave so hot that even he cant eat it anymore
Jun 13 2009 3:14PM
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hartig
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jesus ≠ god
Jun 13 2009 3:21PM
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I_Am_Mod
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i can lift it just because i want to....
Jun 13 2009 3:25PM
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feihlination
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a lot of people would disagree on that (but not me)
Jun 13 2009 3:29PM
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geet
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but then you wouldnt be able to make a stone that you couldnt lift
Jun 13 2009 4:14PM
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tinkytwinky
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thhis is a total theoretical question that i am assuming you asked so you could spark a controversy over ns and then indulge in its fruit, i am going to assume that this thread may go on for pages, sides will be taken, karma will be raised, words will be thrown, but this question contradicts itself.
Jun 13 2009 4:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
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if i wanted to not be able to lift something, i'd make a rock i cannot lift, why else would i do such thing?
and remember, god doesn't change his mind...
Jun 13 2009 4:43PM
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Casey
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"A stone so heavy that God cannot lift it" is not a possible object, like a round triangle, or a square circle. because God cannot lift it, and God can lift anything. If he is going to break the laws of the Universe to create the stone, then he can break them again when he goes to lift it.

Jun 13 2009 4:55PM
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geet
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my logic is undeniable
Jun 13 2009 4:58PM
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Chronic_
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undeniably stupid.
Jun 13 2009 5:03PM
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I_Am_Mod
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You don't even know me....
Jun 13 2009 5:06PM
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TheButterHashira
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If god can do anything then he could suspend the rules of logic in order to do it. Of course admitting this relegates any question of god to the realm past logic where there aren't any answers.
Jun 13 2009 5:12PM
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mmallender.
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ah hahahaha i was reading all your posts this whole time thinking "who the fuck is this guy, saying these things as if he were god" and then i looked at your username
Jun 13 2009 5:12PM
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Chronic_
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undeniably stupid.
Jun 13 2009 5:12PM
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Chronic_
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what the double post?

Jun 13 2009 5:13PM
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Chickendodo
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Seeing as there is no such thing as god, the answer is no.

Prove to me that god is real, and can make anything, let alone a rock, then I will begin to contemplate your question.
Jun 13 2009 5:28PM
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MatRich
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holy double posts batman!
Jun 13 2009 5:28PM
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hartig
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you
Jun 13 2009 5:33PM
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Slinger1x1
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yes, he can
god wants to make a stone that he cannot lift, there for when he tries to lift the stone (with the knowing he made it unliftable in mind) it does not lift, or else the stone would not be what god made. dog doesnt want to lift the stone
if god wants to make that stone liftable, then he will be able to lift it
Jun 13 2009 5:46PM
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*steeze_is_good
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I always lie

I know nothing at all

Is the answer to this question no?

It's opposite day today

Think about those ^ haha
Jun 13 2009 5:47PM
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tomalom
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flawed question
Jun 13 2009 5:50PM
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crazyfuck
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there's one little hang-up with your question...




there is no god.
Jun 13 2009 5:50PM
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thisandthatfilms
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maybe god can tell that kid "how to get to chads from the bottom of alta"
Jun 13 2009 5:52PM
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crazyfuck
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omg, get this kid an award, he's hilarious.
Jun 13 2009 5:58PM
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TechnoPotamus
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here is my contribution to this interesting and dumbass thread.

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Jun 13 2009 6:02PM
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neon1peace
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Science says that any mass can be moved with enough force, no stone is unliftable
Jun 13 2009 6:07PM
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geet
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TRY TELLING THAT TO GOD
Jun 13 2009 6:09PM
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TechnoPotamus
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HEY GOD, sit the fuck down and listen to this, "Science says that any mass can be moved with enough force, no stone is unliftable"


done.
Jun 13 2009 6:14PM
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k-rob
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when i went to a catholic high school, that question was on one of my religion tests.

i skipped it.
Jun 13 2009 6:20PM
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SteezyOhio
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if god can do everything, then why i not eating a crunch wrap supreme and sippin on some baja mountain dew?
Jun 13 2009 6:31PM
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k-rob
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because if God does exist, it's already been determined that he's a fucking prick.
Jun 13 2009 6:34PM
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garygohard
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you quoted a j
Jun 13 2009 6:35PM
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TechnoPotamus
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agreed. Btw have you seen the new Jim Jeffries HBO special? He talks about god being an asshole in it and it's so hilarious. Youtube it if you're bored, i think you'll get a kick out of it. Anybody anti-religion will enjoy it.
Jun 13 2009 6:41PM
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geet
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Jun 13 2009 7:27PM
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geet
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seriously tho. wtf is the answer
Jun 14 2009 11:45AM
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*Fujative*
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Jun 14 2009 12:00PM
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I_Am_Mod
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you do know theres no snow in hell, so watch it son !
Jun 14 2009 12:02PM
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AALT
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there is no god. athieism power!
Jun 14 2009 12:50PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i'm taking philosophy of religion. This is one of the many arguments against the existence of G.O.D.

perhaps a little too thick for NSG to have a decent conversation about (spare a few intelligent posts)
Jun 14 2009 12:55PM
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I_Am_Mod
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people shouldnt question wether or not god can do things, they should rather question wether or not god is supposed to be able to do these things, thereby i mean, if there is some sort of god, do we really expect him to be all mighty ? Couldnt god just be a homie in heaven controlling our karma ?
Jun 14 2009 1:36PM
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I_Am_Mod
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I can speak in 3rd person about myself whenever i want,
after all, i am god.....


Jun 14 2009 1:43PM
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panpiper
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no sir
Jun 14 2009 1:44PM
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