CHUCK NORRIS JOKES WANTED

no fuck off lol

no one ever uses the searchbar

chuck norris does

chuck norris doesnt use the searchbar. the searchbar uses chuck norris

legend has it that under the beard of chuck norris, he does not have a chin, just another fist.

chuck norris doesnt use crappy renditions of spin offs of chuck norris jokes, crappy spin offs of chuck norris jokes use chuck norris

even chuck norris uses a time machine...because chuck norris jokes are so 3 years ago

haha i still think they're funny as hell

Chuck Norris thinks you are funny as hell when he roundhouse kicks you...oh wait that wasn't funny

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i heard chuck norris' tears cure cancer...

i heard chuck norris jokes were funny...... to bad they arent

jokes i actually kinda like them

when chuck norris does push-UPS he pushes the world DOWN

Chuck Norris doesn't have kidney stones,





he has kidney boulders

how did hellen keller become deaf dumb and blind?

chuck norris jokes suck big BALLS

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

i actualy laughed at that

Chuck Norris play russian roulette with a full charger

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is Hidiing

Chuck Norris can win a connect four game with 3 tokens¸

Chuck Norris can divide by 0

Once in a battle with a samarai, he lost his left testicle, It's now more commonly known as Jupiter.

human kind have 44 chromosoms.

chuck norris wears ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure..

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.


Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.


Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."


Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.


Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.


Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.


The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.


When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.


Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.


When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.



Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.


Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"


Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord


Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.


Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times


China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.


Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.


When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.


Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.


Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty


Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.


Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.


Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.


Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.


If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down


Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a full charger

Chuck Norris win a poker tournament with pokemon cards

Chuck Norris give a lot of blood at the red cross...        But never is blood

Chuck norris can win a game of connect four with 3 tokens

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck can speak Braille

If Chuck Norris played in 300, the movie was renamed 1

i swear your getting these from other threads. seachbar

chuck Norris actualy won the game!

ps... you lose the game

you lose

you lose

ey could've been. i didn't search but i didn't just copy them i heard them at school

in soviet russia norris chucks you

every girl with crooked teeth has blown chuck norris

chuck norris blows bubbles with beef jerky

chuck norris can make women orgasm just by looking at them and saying "boo-yah"

chuck norris doesn't tea bag. He potato sacks

he drinks dos equis.

wait, no.

hahaha that ones funny and its not even a chuck norris joke props man

chuck norris can create an object so heavy even he can't lift it, but then he lifts it anyway because he's chuck norris.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

my teacher looks like chuck norris

not a joke

just thought i would say something

ill try to get a picture

Chuck Norris shouts his own name during sex.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag chicks......he potato sacks them

Every girl who has crooked teeth has given chuck norris head

Jesus walks on water - Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

every night before the booggie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris

and peep my sig

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

And he can piss into gale force winds.

when chuck norris shits it doesnt smell

God wanted to create the world in ten days. Chuck Norris gave him six.

ARRGGGHHHHH! It has been at least two weeks

chuck norris is a douche bag id whoop his bitch ass

this is awesome. hahahahhaah

chuck norris can shit on the celing