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pns513
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Ok, so my parents are making me get a job this summer. Apparently there is an ad in the paper for people to be package handlers for dhl and there is a session held for applicants. I have to go to this session in 2 days. The problem is the ad says that there is a required drug screening and I smoked twice last week as well as last night. Is there a way to pass this test? Thanks for the help!
Jun 7 2009 9:07PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
start flushing
Jun 7 2009 9:08PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
I know nothing about this. How do I start flushing and will I be able to get it out in 2 days? I didn't know if that was possible or not.
Jun 7 2009 9:09PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
you can buy a drink that gets it out of your system in two days
Jun 7 2009 9:11PM
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Slinger1x1
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start drinking tons of cranberrie juice and workout to get the blood moving
Jun 7 2009 9:12PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
you can not do drugs...how simple is that. Frankly speaking, if you have this problem, you shouldn't have a job.
Jun 7 2009 9:14PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
where can you get that drink and what is it called? are there certain ones that work better than others?
Jun 7 2009 9:14PM
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Bpaddock
Posts: 376 - Karma: 204
alrigh man im on probation and get tested weekly. all i do is drink a shit ton of water starting an hour and a half before your test. piss straight clear.i smoke alot. ive never failed one.
Jun 7 2009 9:16PM
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Dan-Man
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searchbar noob
Jun 7 2009 9:18PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i had a friend who started using the searchbar. he said it worked real well
Jun 7 2009 9:47PM
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zagfan5
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drink a ton of water so your pee is clear, then take a vitamin b12 to make your pee yellow so they dont suspect you flushed.
Jun 7 2009 9:50PM
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turtles
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take b vitamins and cranberry extract pills that you can buy at almost any pharmacy. take alot every day up until your test, the craberry extract will slowly flush your system, and the b vitamins will distort your piss. you will tell because the b vitamins will turn your pee neon yellowish. you can buy detox drinks that taste like shit and you must drink them a few hours before your test then you will be clean for one or two pisses. there is no such thing that will permanently flush out your system. only temporarily.           or for the fags you can get a fake dick to strap to your waste and get artificial piss or someone else's clean piss. that will come out of it. if you get someone else's clean piss make sure to refrigorate it or else it will go bad. you can always get a squirt bottle to tape to your leg and get someone else's clean piss to spray in there, just make sure its right near your dick so it warms up to body temperature.



last thing. if its a test that is going out to a lab you can get a product called urine luck  or there are some others that will clean out your piss while it is in the mail heading to the lab for your results.
Jun 7 2009 10:52PM
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proZach
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its somewhere online. i doubt you'd get it in time though. they guarantee it or your money back 300%. just google it
Jun 7 2009 11:17PM
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MistahSmith
Posts: 153 - Karma: 37
go buy some detox, drink lots of water, and sweat a lot in the next 2 days. oh and piss a lot
Jun 7 2009 11:36PM
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jibbinc
Posts: 804 - Karma: 33
hmm i never do see these kind of threads.
maybe the searchbar would help

but yeah from what ive read, water.
Jun 7 2009 11:38PM
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gbirrd
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detox drinks dont work! that dr oz guy did a study and it didnt do shit.

and also SEARCH BAR lol i cant remember how many threads have been done about this. no hate

Jun 7 2009 11:43PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
my roommate smoked the night before he took his drug test. then he drank his drink. then he passed. thats proof enough for me.
Jun 7 2009 11:56PM
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Funnel
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True.  Very true.
Jun 8 2009 12:04AM
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DouglasFRESH
Posts: 164 - Karma: 329
yeah like the one dude said, drink a ton of water right before, make sure you piss once close to the actual test, (if you drink enough water, you wont have a problem pissing for the actual test)

and  take b vitamin complex if ur parents have it, those mens multivitimans will work too, but u should take like 2

Worked for me + one of my close friends!!
Jun 8 2009 10:06AM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
Does vitamin B-6 work as well or does it have to specifically be B-12?
Jun 8 2009 12:58PM
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selkirks
Posts: 1978 - Karma: 59
sorry, but this.
Jun 8 2009 1:03PM
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NBCskier
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its called quick fix. fake piss. just warm it to a temp 90 degrees to 100 degrees with a handwarmer it comes with. easiest fool proof method other than not doing drugs we all love so much.
Jun 8 2009 4:32PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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hahahahah ......i like puns......
Jun 8 2009 4:39PM
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