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Your best intoxicated decision ever

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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
except not. mine came last night in a triple distilled flash of brilliance. i decided it would be a great idea to jump into the pool with all my clothes on! while my ipod and phone chilled in my pocket.

please, continue.
Jun 7 2009 9:59AM
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BestDamnSkier
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My best intoxicated idea ever was hitting the slopes. To clarify: I was on a skiing trip at Mont Tremblant. One night I went out, got intoxicated, then when I woke up I was still hammered. Got on the slopes for first trackers because there was fresh snowfall. About an hour or two later I no longer felt hammered, and never got hungover (probably due to skiing being the best hangover cure). Sidenote: Skiing drunk is not good. I almost went head first into a tree. The point I was trying to make was that I had the rest of the day to ski still after I sobered up.
Jun 7 2009 6:25PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
If this was facebook i would LIKE this.
Jun 7 2009 6:29PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
haha
Jun 7 2009 6:34PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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i got put in hand cuffs last wed. but i dont remember it. i dont remember anything after drinking on the boat then drunkenly making a bowl of cereal but apparently we went to two parties after that. the cops picked my friend and i up walking in some random park breaking bottles. the only part in dealing with the cops i remember was when i was in the cop car. I asked nicely if they could loosen the handcuffs but no response. then i asked nicely three more times and the lady cop slammed on the brakes and started cursing at me, right after she finished i was like "so are you going to loosen my handcuffs." i swear to god she was about to beat me. apparently i called the old nigger cop morgan freeman the entire night
Jun 7 2009 8:01PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 7 2009 8:20PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
going to sleep in my car with keys in the ignition

and then waking up stuck on a random front lawn no idea where i was, and had to call my parents shitfaced at 430 to come pull me out
Jun 7 2009 8:43PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
Apparently I challenged people to head fights... Which means using your head and hit the other person's head hard... This really accentuated the hangover effects I must say...

Last week we did dress up as pirates and hit an undisguised party at the lake, in a small boat, that was fucking epic.
Jun 7 2009 9:13PM
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forillasteeze
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
while getting arrested for being wasted at 18 and then deciding to argue with the lady cop about how she should let me go and show some heart and emotion for me instead of charging me because she is a girl and she doesnt have to front to so seem strong in front of me or something...

.... CLEARLY it didnt work because I went to jail for 3 days anyway
Jun 7 2009 9:38PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
i decided im going skydiving with a broom just so i can fly around like harry potter.
Jun 7 2009 9:43PM
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JEAopardy
Posts: 811 - Karma: 25
i drove from hartford to UNH at 3 am a couple halloweens back completellyyy smashed . my car broke down half way and i hitched the rest of the way and finally got to UNH around 7 am where my angry girlfriend and the cops were waiting for me. I remember bits and pieces
Jun 7 2009 9:46PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Hahahahhahahahah. Sigged.
Jun 7 2009 9:59PM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
Yeah, she's definitely hot.


oh....
Jun 7 2009 10:00PM
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