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Your best intoxicated decision ever

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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
except not. mine came last night in a triple distilled flash of brilliance. i decided it would be a great idea to jump into the pool with all my clothes on! while my ipod and phone chilled in my pocket.

please, continue.
Jun 7 2009 9:59AM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
grand desicion...how bout going off roading at 3am drunk as hell
Jun 7 2009 10:00AM
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wh@t
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oh i can imagine your car must have loved that.
Jun 7 2009 10:01AM
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Static
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Awoke in a daze from the fire alarm going off in the dorms. I decided it would be best to test the fire extinguisher, you know just in case... after leaving I realized i locked my self out of my room, this was in Gunnison in the middle of winter, cold as fuck. Tried to get back in but found fire marshals outside my room so I decided it would be best to make my way across town to the gf's. I jacked a little girls bike along the way, 10 inch wheels, no chain, had to ride it like a scooter. When I got back in the next day through my window all my shit was covered in white fire repellent shit.


Also, I was one of the people who never thought they blacked out from drinking, until I saw all these photo's of myself doing totally out of character shit that I had no recollection of.


Jun 7 2009 10:06AM
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IceCreamer
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Yea the first time blacking out happened to me I was shocked.
Jun 7 2009 10:07AM
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PopsicleStand
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going longboarding shirtless.
Jun 7 2009 10:07AM
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Static
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this night was full of good decisions:

House Party - Watch more Funny Videos
Jun 7 2009 10:09AM
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wh@t
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quotes at 0:56 till the next clip. beautiful.
Jun 7 2009 10:12AM
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PacificRimJob
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hahaha they were just testing the durability of everything in their house...

only to find out... nothing was what you would call "not fragile"
Jun 7 2009 10:17AM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
what in the fuck
Jun 7 2009 10:20AM
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TheBeardedOne
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changing my ns username... :(
Jun 7 2009 10:46AM
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no_steeze
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hahaha the vid is awesome, is there anything you didn't break?
Jun 7 2009 10:49AM
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no_steeze
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use the friends stole your phone excuse, otherwise there's no explaining yourself
Jun 7 2009 10:59AM
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SARTRON
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i walked into a door drinking a 40 and lost half my tooth and then thought it was hilarious. to this day i SWEAR the door was open!
Jun 7 2009 11:13AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i once fingered a girl at the bar, and i managed to kiss 108 girls in one evening, my friend had 156 and a black eye :D
Jun 7 2009 11:25AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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so i take that she didn't come then?...
Jun 7 2009 11:33AM
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cab509
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good decisions abound when me and my friends are drinking. I have to say one of my favorite ones has been our decision to go night wakeboarding with some lights on the boat and glow sticks to spot the downed riders. We ended up running the boat aground twice and then spending 2hrs playing Marco Polo trying to get back to the house boat.


also we love smashing things when we are hammered.
Jun 7 2009 11:40AM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
have sex with an asian girl, three times, on three separate occasions...

never kissed her.

HEYO!
Jun 7 2009 11:41AM
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wh@t
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GTFO and take the claim with you. you may try again later.
Jun 7 2009 11:45AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
oh god
Jun 7 2009 11:46AM
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thebeesknees
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yes! when your drunk as hell find the biggest hill you can bomb, then take off your shirt and shoes and bomb that shit.  people will admire you and and how much of a bro you are.
Jun 7 2009 11:48AM
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wh@t
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it depends what she looks like bradah, then i can decide how much to laugh haha
Jun 7 2009 11:48AM
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gmack24
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went to this redic music party at my college, like basically all nerds, we were the life of the party and I brought a girl home, got domed off then hid in my friends room and locked the door, I guess she was walking around the house all morning looking for me
Jun 7 2009 12:00PM
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The_Future
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Well last night we decided to test the theory that any object can be used as a hacky sack... including my friends brand new cell phone... I must say I had a beatiful hack with it... I think it still works haha
Jun 7 2009 12:21PM
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*Fujative*
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I did a handstand.
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Jun 7 2009 12:22PM
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Totes_Magotes
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well did she give good head?

Jun 7 2009 12:25PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
go wheelin up the ski hill at 2am
Jun 7 2009 3:24PM
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I_Am_Mod
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Its a claim i know and i cannot prove it, but just imagine this, youre on skivacation, last day there, a lot of girls last day as well, legal drinking age in italy is 18 but they dont count breezer or beer as alcohol....So it started with this one girl we both kissed and then we decided to make a game of it...:D

Jun 7 2009 3:34PM
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OhMyBosh
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They count beer as alcohol in Europe...


Usually you can:
Drink in a restaurant (wine or beer) with adults at 14
Drink beer at 16
Drink everything at 18

Although they never ID anyways.
Jun 7 2009 3:40PM
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comeatmebro
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4 wheeling with my dad's truck then passing out before getting to clean it off...woke up and the original black color was pure brown. that was funny, luckily he wasn't pissed cause i mean shit his truck is built for it.

my friend blew his tranny that night...what good times.
Jun 7 2009 3:41PM
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Malcolm
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haha im those nomensteven icons are hilarious
Jun 7 2009 3:41PM
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I_Am_Mod
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strictly speaking you'd have to be 18 to drink alcohol, including breezer and beer, but they give beer n breezer to everyone.


Jun 7 2009 3:48PM
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Slinger1x1
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Alright, im not usually the big touchy do crazy shit kinda guy, im usually quiter and layed back and dont make scenes

so anyway, i had way to much to drink, and we go to this girls house.

the entire night im chasing this girls camp friend around the house trying to get with her, i dont think i did though. i also went up to two girls who were dancing around and smaked their asses (like i said, i never do shit like this,  and like these girls i talk to but im not great friends with). and then, next thing i know im like one of the last peopel at this girls house, and have no way of getting home. somehow i got a ride from this girl (whos camp friend it was, so shes in the car too) and im just like done. i dont know how i really got home, because i dont remember being asked how to get to my house or anything, but i did, haha.

yeah, not to crazy but it was funny
Jun 7 2009 3:49PM
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Nicholas.
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throwing my favorite phone and breaking it.

leaving my house at 230 with no phone, keys, or wallet with my ex that i had been broken up with for a while and was trying to get over, no one had any idea where i was.

best decision though? probably when i was going to see my girlfriend after a long night of drinking, she was about a mile or two away...i had my keys in my ignition, decided to put them back and take a bike. in turn i didnt get raped by my parents when i was gone the next day or get in a car crash.
Jun 7 2009 3:53PM
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tre-j
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my friend mentioned booze cruise and it was just me him and my mom had just got home from the bar. i convinced her i was sober. i tried to drift a 20 mph corner at 70. somehow after the car spun around in diff directions a few times it stopped parallel to the ditch facing the wrong way. my friend opened his door adn fell into the water. hahaha. then he got out later and started chasin the car cuz i started goin when he was gettin beer outta the trunk. i hit the brakes and he knocked himself out on my door.

dont drink and drive.
Jun 7 2009 4:01PM
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inactive
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props
Jun 7 2009 4:10PM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,247
Telling my friends ill walk home like 2 miles, even though i know its raining outside and the party was dying, still just walked home in the rain. Walking/longboarding home instead of taking rides from a friend is usually my best decision when im drunk.
Jun 7 2009 4:14PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Calling my Dad's cellphone at 3 in the morning to tell him to let me inside. I was supposed to stay at a friend's house that night.
Jun 7 2009 4:21PM
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uni-corn
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God we knows you need to walk another mile or two, probably daily.
Jun 7 2009 4:26PM
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uni-corn
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Sorry, first eheath joke I have ever made, and probably the last.

It was just too good to pass up
Jun 7 2009 4:27PM
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Twinjibber77
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I remember that
Jun 7 2009 4:28PM
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pianoman
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picking up the girl that was leaning against the water-filled sink by her ankles, lifting her up and placing her in it yelling "i'm gonna get you wet tonight!"
Jun 7 2009 4:34PM
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ilikeplants
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i once told a kid that his mentally challenged brother was gay.

good thing that girl told him how plastered i was...
Jun 7 2009 4:54PM
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Slinger1x1
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ahahahaha, that made me laugh out loud
Jun 7 2009 5:07PM
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Kmania
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this must be done


Jun 7 2009 5:26PM
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Slinger1x1
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god dam that made me dissy. that was fucking retarded... that probably hurt so bad
Jun 7 2009 5:36PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Worst idea: Breaking into cars at 3am

Best Idea: Breaking my credit card in half

Jun 7 2009 5:40PM
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OhMyBosh
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Depends where in Europe you are.
Jun 7 2009 6:21PM
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70794Willow
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i'm from germany and its not true anymore that u can drink wine or beer with adults at 14...they changed the law (at least in germany they did)

also, there are different laws in every country in europe, u cant just generalize "europe".
however, that part with "they never ID anyways" is SO TRUE!
great aspect of living in germany! haha

btw. worst shit i ever did: i was at this huge b-day party of those twin-friends of mine (a boy and a girl). they were super popular, involved in sports and so on, so obviously there were a shit load of people there (like 100,120 people). Everybody got so wasted, puked all over their piece of land they have, couple of people had sex on the lawn there, it was just the biggest mess ever.
best part about it: 2 friends of mine and i had to drive back to where i live by train for an hour the next day (smelled like alc, smoke, clothes all muddy and shit): people looked at us like we were bums. it was great ;)
Jun 7 2009 6:24PM
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THUGwife
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having sex with a best friend. friendship destroyed.

anyone else?
Jun 7 2009 6:24PM
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