"I want you to punch me in the face"
" Fine, pretend im black, and i stealing your tax money to pay for my excessivly large family that I'm too lazy to find a job for, and we were roomates in college, and back in college i slept with your sister and mother at the same time and gave them both aids, and now they both died because of it."
"...That doesn't make me want to punch you, that makes me want to cry."
"Shut up and hit me you white piece of shit."
-77 seconds with frankie and brandon
as far as i am concerned, there is no other site in tha interwebz
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
i fucking love tabs, i remember the days of having 7 windows open haha
"when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!"-valley
horizons$-"I guess msn is too complicated for me and I should just go back to the kitchen..."