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Old Jews Telling Jokes

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Slinger1x1
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http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com
My brother showed me this site, and its freaking hysterical. My whole family is pretty hardcore jewish (not like black hats, but kosher and all that) so its even funnier because this is just the jewish style of joke telling which i know very well from family and friends.
I'm sure you jews will get more of a kick out of it than the non jews, but its still funny non the less.
Jun 2 2009 7:02PM
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uni-corn
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Jun 2 2009 7:04PM
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eastside
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http://www.fml.com
My friend showed me this site, and its freaking hysterical. My whole family is pretty fucked (but not like the jews) so its even funnier because this is just the fucked up style of joke telling which i know very well from family and friends.
I'm sure you fucks will get more of a kick out of it than the non fucks, but its still funny non the less.
Jun 2 2009 7:06PM
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thelizards
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I'm not jewish.

those videos sucked so damn bad. and i fuckin hate those jews that wear yamakas(i dont know how to spell it) and have those two logn curls on the side of their hair, its pretty much committing social suicide

Jun 2 2009 7:07PM
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thelizards
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your butt is about to hurt, i would know
Jun 2 2009 7:08PM
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Slinger1x1
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if i read that correctly, you sir a a complete asshole. go fuck yourself

heres my favorite

Jun 2 2009 7:08PM
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Slinger1x1
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dont be an asshole, its like a sihk wearing a turbin. Its part of their religion. And the long curls (pais) is also part of their religion. its not social suicide, its what they do, and its ignorant fucks like you that make it seem wrong. and i told you its a lot funnier if you know that kind of humor

that video was not the right one, heres the funny one

Jun 2 2009 7:12PM
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eastside
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haha. so true.
Jun 2 2009 7:14PM
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Slinger1x1
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fuck, i fail. just watch the golf one
Jun 2 2009 7:15PM
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Parker.
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Jun 2 2009 7:17PM
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Slinger1x1
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thank you
Jun 2 2009 7:24PM
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TheQuailman
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I'm jewish too.  I didn't think that video was funny, but whatever floats your boat.

Also I think its stupid to follow a religious document (torah, bible, quran) any of that shit too seriously.  They obviously kept kosher because it helped prevent diseases (like not eating pork or milk and cheese together).  But in modern times we have discovered for the most part what causes these diseases and how to eat a healthy diet.  So even though 'god' wrote in the torah that jews should keep kosher or whatever, there is no reason to follow that today. but whatever.

Jun 2 2009 7:30PM
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Slinger1x1
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hey man, i didnt choose it, my parents did. and its wasnt health reasons, it said  something like "you shall not cook a calf in its mothers blood" in the torah, not "don't eat this unless you want swine flu". i personally am jewish by association, i dont believe in god or anything, but i respect my parents ideas and others ideas. you may think its stupid but there are many people who certainly don't. its just part of the religion...
Jun 2 2009 7:44PM
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OhMyBosh
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lol @ how fast this turned into a religious argument...



Its a funny video because jewish people sound funny and tell jokes the same way. My moms side of the family is all jewish and i have a jewish uncle or 2 on my dads side... they all tell jokes in the exact same way.
Jun 2 2009 9:01PM
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Archimedes
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along with you being a complete ahole, its fmylife.com......
Jun 2 2009 9:05PM
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selkirks
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WTF dude? That's not funny. Yarmulkes are culturally significant to them. And the curls -- that's just stereotypical and not fact at all for most of them. I'm not Jewish either but random hate isn't funny at all.
Jun 2 2009 9:10PM
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pomme-de-terre
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yarmulkes (kippahs0 arent that big of a deal either, im a reform jew, (i had my confirmation last thursday FTW!!) and we dont have to wear them, it was actually considered taboo for a reform jew like me to even wear a yarmulke up intil semi-recently, because it was viewed as too jewish

the curls also have nothing to do with our religion....
and the kosher thing that one kid said was just fucking stupid... no jew HAS to follow every word the torah says, its just a set of guidelines... ive eaten shellfish with my rabbi before..... everybody realizes that alot of those things no longer apply,

and to the one kid with the "i hate jews thing", your an asshole, i hate whatever you are...

now that im done with my jew rant

those were some sick videos, they all reminded me of the way my grandma tells jokes haha
good find
Jun 2 2009 9:22PM
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eastside
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my bad.
Jun 2 2009 11:39PM
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blindside
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you're either a troll, or an idiot..or both
Jun 3 2009 12:24AM
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skithebert
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hahahaha. what a hilarious concept for a website
Jun 3 2009 2:23AM
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Steezius_Maximus
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theres also the ipod app
Jun 3 2009 9:54AM
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k-rob
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that website made me hate jews.
Jun 3 2009 5:15PM
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Slinger1x1
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tyler perry's house of pain made me hate blacks.
Jun 3 2009 5:51PM
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