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AntifreezeSteeze
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schools mad dull especially in my little white congregation and last year i got to go on a trip to help for an inner city christmas party and i got to dress up as spongebob it was pretty sick. love the occasional pop-tests too
Jun 2 2009 6:09PM
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Slinger1x1
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when something epic happens like a fight, or some other big deal. a couple years ago two kids were wrestling and they both went through this big big glass window and into the court yard.

also today, as i was walking to the gym after school, there was a ambulance and a charger cop outside, i don't know what happened but its probably interesting. its not the first time either

btw, this is a charger cop. we have like 6 of them in our town, most of them all black (sooo ghett undercover) and a couple black and white. i think we got them because bill and hillary clinton live in our town. all hemis too.
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this is basically what the all black ones look like
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Jun 2 2009 6:21PM
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TheQuailman
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My school is mad boring.  I live in an upper class suburban town where nothing happens.  The most exciting thing that happened this year was that a kid took a poop on the bathroom floor.  They locked all the bathrooms in the school except for the one in the front of the school which was monitered by a sign in sheet and teacher.

They opened all the bathrooms after the swine flu scare. (So kids could wash their hands more frequently).

Yea, I know, epic.

Jun 2 2009 6:46PM
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EH_DUBS
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last year some kids beat up some hippie and stole a pound, yes it was a pound, of weed from him.

umm we have little fights sometimes...i dunno all the bad kids that did all the exciting stuff dont come to school anymore so i cant think of anything.
Jun 2 2009 6:49PM
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thelizards
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when i pooped on a teacher's face
Jun 2 2009 6:52PM
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martin.
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My Principal last year got fired for showing up to a board meeting drunk.

One time I got yelled at for running int the cafeteria with my guitar and jumping on a table in order to make fun of the tough emo assholes who carry around guitars in school in order to look cool.

My friend lost his virginity to his best friends little sister.

Jun 2 2009 6:54PM
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thelizards
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its not school, but this is a winner.

also, does his best friend know?how old are they?

Jun 2 2009 6:57PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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At my school, we have 3 classes in the morning, lunch, then 1 class in the afternoon. Pretty much everyday we blaze at lunch (there is a big forest right outside my school). So like every other day 4 or 5 guys show up, we roll a spliff and pack a few bowls and jam. Halfway through our sesh another guy shows up, and tells us he rolled a "biggun" the night before, so we were just like "umm... Ok, grab it out." He pulls out a vanilla 6 paper, and we're all like "fuck yeah, guy!" After we finish this big 'ole fatty, we saunter on back to school, grab some pizza from the cafeteria, and head to class.  To make things better, I have visual arts last class with a super chill teacher. So I just spend an 1 hour and a half listening to my music and painting a landscape. Definetely one of the best thing that's happened to me at school
Jun 2 2009 6:58PM
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Slinger1x1
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i live in the same exact kind of town, and a bunch of seniors have recently been shitting on the floor of bathrooms.
Jun 2 2009 6:59PM
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martin.
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Nope, his best friend DOES NOT KNOW. In fact, he lied RIGHT to his best friends face about it. It's baddddd.
Jun 2 2009 7:04PM
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martin.
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We're seniors in high school btw, and the sister is question is a sophmore who has had sex with at least 4 guys
Jun 2 2009 7:07PM
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JeremyClarkson
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i have a scolarsihp to this hoitey toity private high school in the middle of nowhere. worst that ever happened was some kid smoked a blunt. my school is mad boring. cant wait to go to northampton high.
Jun 2 2009 7:11PM
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zylstra
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what the fuck? is there some kind of attraction towards shitting on floors.
Jun 2 2009 7:12PM
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BigM1218
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yea dude, my town has those same cop cars....theyre honestly sick. if i was a cop id love to drive one of those, cops finally got some style i guess. but you live in westchester i assume? my dad works right around you, and has been in their house when they bought it or something (hes a house inspector)
Jun 2 2009 7:17PM
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Slinger1x1
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they are sooo sick. this one time, this kid was having a big house party and everyone was out in his driveway/road hanging out and some fucking neighbor decided to call the cops. So the cops came, luckly no one had started drinking yet, so we were just hanging out, talking to one of the younger cops about the charger and how fun it is to drive with the hemi and all. bust for the most part the cops are actually compelte assholes.

and yeah, i live in westchester, haha. your dad inspects houses up here even though your from jersey?
Jun 2 2009 7:29PM
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Username_42069
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h-job in a janitor's closet. claim
Jun 2 2009 7:29PM
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BigM1218
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yea dude... im in jersey but like 2 blocks over is NY, so im basically in NY. my dads office in in nyack, so hes right across the tappan zee and he works all over rockland, westchester, orange, and bergen (nj) counties. i used to work with him when i was younger and some of those houses in westchester ive been in are fucking ridiculous, theres some serious mansions near you
Jun 2 2009 7:41PM
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TheQuailman
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My town has those chargers too.  I've seen some that are blacked out.

I'm from NJ but I know some people from Westchester.  Alexis Barbag, Scott Barbag, Mat Haas, Ben Vanderwerff, Steph Handler, Alex Sherman.  I probably know some more.  Are you in highschool?

Jun 2 2009 7:41PM
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Shewlur...
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hahahahahaha i seriously laughed so hard at that.
Jun 2 2009 7:44PM
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Slinger1x1
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haha, you dont have to tell me about the mansions near me, there is a house that was on the market for 23 million that's a couple streets away. I'm not nearly that rich though, im in, like, maybe a little lower than the middle income compared to everyone else in my town, haha. you should see the cars kids drive to school... its kinda embarrassing to live here almost
Jun 2 2009 7:48PM
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BigM1218
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yea i know what you mean, now that i tink about it, its the same near me. i mean i dont have like a gigantic house or amazing cars or whatever, but i live right next to saddle river and alpine, which are two of the richest towns in the country. rev run lives in saddle rive (youve seen his house on the mtv show) along with a ton of other celebrities and millionaires. but i have a friend that got a brand new $86,000 nissan GTR as his first car, one who has a bmw m5, one who has a audi RS4, one has a corvette, one has a jeep SRT8, two have infiniti g37's and one has an infiniti m45. its fucking nuts and yea i know what you mean when you say its embarrassing
Jun 2 2009 7:54PM
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Detroit_Steeze
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Nothin usually but we have some race wars between the blacks and arabs.I live in a suburb outside of Detroit(Dearborn)WHich has the highest percentage of arabs for a city of whatever size it is in the U.S. I do not like arabs one bit.
Jun 2 2009 8:01PM
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SCBaldwin
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All the kids in my school have recently discovered thizz so ever since then the weekends have been quite interesting ha ha
Jun 2 2009 8:06PM
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Slinger1x1
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me too, i mean my town is mad rich, but so is Bedford and Armonk which are like the bordering towns.
Kids here get new cars when they get their permit, there is a kid with a sick bike and mustang AND used to be driving an escalade, he happens to also be the biggest faggot ever. Then there are lots of kids driving new audis, some with hummer H3s, 5 series beemers, new jeep wranglers. its kinda sickening. The clintons live here, readers digest main headquarters is right next to my school, vanessa williams lives here, lots and lots and lots of other famous people within my town and the towns around here.
Jun 2 2009 8:12PM
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BigM1218
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hahahhaa.... bottom line is that there are too many people around here that have more money than they know what to do with
Jun 2 2009 8:39PM
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AMG.
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I go to a pretty average school, not much happens. fights are sick though, there used to be fights like 3 times a week until the news ran a story about my school having a "fight club", which was a lie, just preppy kids getting smoked by gangsters they thought they could take because of some percieved advantage based on an assumed social staus corelation. my school is one of two schools that has an anual ski trip to Quebec though. thats the sweetest thing all year. just a long weekend of skiing and school board provided partying, not to mention the chaperone (sp?) teachers are the chillest teachers in the school and *pretend* to get mad when they catch you completely shitfaced wandering the village at 3am with your buddies.
Jun 2 2009 8:55PM
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Yeezus
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last week, my spanish teachers husband tried to commit suicide in the school parking lot.

today, there was a shooting in my town and an armed robbery. also dogs came in and sniffed lockers for drugs.

two weeks ago there was a helicopter at my school.

a month ago, two black chicks started goin at it and one broke a table and a window
Jun 2 2009 8:59PM
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noparking
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putting out fires for class > *
Jun 2 2009 9:07PM
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NW_Rider
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I think almost half of the counties in the country have those now... at least in washington nearly every city does.
Jun 2 2009 9:09PM
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tBatt
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When I was in 8th grade the highschool had a gasleak. They relocated everyone to the cafeteria and there was a MASSIVE food fight, like over 1000 kids.

On senior skip day in physics (our class is 19 seniors and 6 juniors), we went outside and shot off rockets. The reason we went outside is becasue we did one inside and the teacher shot the through the drop tile ceiling - that was pretty entertaining.

Once I saw one of my friends get pied in the face. Completely unexpected, some kid just put a shitton of whipped cream on a plate and thew it in his face in the hall.

A few days ago there was a fight and some kid got a hole in his lip, and blood got ALL over a lesbian gym teacher.

One of my friends asked for a pass to the bathroom on the first day it snowed, and he ran outside and made a snow angel.

This is one of my friends during highschool graduation last year
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I'm sure there is some other epic stuff I'm forgetting.

On a not-so-epic standpoint a 38 year old teacher at my school died Sunday morning during a bike race.

Jun 2 2009 9:16PM
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Shredneck
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Last year this 10th grade emo kid put vodka (straight) in his his naglene style water bottle (1 liter) gave his friends each a drink then finished the entire bottle all in his science class. He passed out the ambulance came and he was in the hospitol for a few days with alchol poisiong.

At prom this emo girl snorted two zanex right before she got there (loner) and passed out and her mother had too come get her.

Our front lawn got forked two years ago the night before graduation

we have 13 juniors who are either currently pregnant had a baby in the last year or are fathers to kids (only counting guys with girls from other schools not counting both parrents) its kind of an epidemic if you ask me becuase its in a class of about 60 kids so basically 1 in five are parrents (counting couples in school) the best part is on guy has two kids with diff girls and one girl has the dad narrowed down to four guys. (in the respective timeframe of conception)

We had a bus driver get arrested for rape

coach arrested for rape of player then killed wife and burned his house down. Three kids 18M, 16F,15F. the girl he raped (well she consented) was 17 at the time

Friends dad killed mom then himself, 5 kids

thats about it


Jun 2 2009 9:29PM
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Shredneck
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oh shit just noticed this was best experiences! I was just thinking exiting/ dramatic my bad
Jun 2 2009 9:30PM
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gmack24
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i went to saratoga high as well, def some funny times...What happened to your friend after he stole the car and drove to the po station?
Jun 2 2009 9:33PM
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KravtZ
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do you live in chapequa? cuase thats were bill and hilary live iv seen them around once or twice...those cops are always out i see them all the time those cars look like they could rape anyone so scary to see them when ur driving
Jun 2 2009 9:41PM
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BigM1218
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shit dude... some of that is really fucked up. where do you go to school??
Jun 2 2009 9:46PM
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Che~
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i live in bedford =), but im nowhere close to being rich lol. Its pretty rediculous about all of the rich kids driving their $70,000 dollar cars to school.
Jun 2 2009 9:50PM
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Shredneck
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upstate New York hick central nothing better to do than have unprotected sex I guess. get married then kill your wife. both of those mureders were in the last 2 years one is my close friend the other is a co-worker.
Jun 2 2009 9:58PM
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Slinger1x1
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i do live in chappaqua, i've seen them a couple times, shook bills hand twice.
and the cop cars are so fucking intimidating. i was driving to school with my mom (still had my permit) and one comes out of no where on the saw mill, turns on his lights and gets the person that was behind me i think. being a fairly new driver and seeing that beast, it scared the fuck outa me. also just seeing them waiting is creepy, like driving by an all black car hiding on some street gives you butterflys

and that kid that lives in bedford, you know where im coming from, haha.
Jun 2 2009 10:10PM
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pomme-de-terre
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every Wednesday, our cafeteria serves shitty pizza

wooo
Jun 2 2009 10:19PM
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SCBaldwin
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Dude not tryin to be mean or anything but why dont you get the fuck out of that place?
Jun 2 2009 10:29PM
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grifftang
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the health teacher/sports medicine guy(idk wtf its called) at our school was nailing one of last years seniors and they found out about it recently lol
Jun 2 2009 10:36PM
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comeatmebro
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our band teacher banged a senior. apparently there is a video of it out there somewhere, never seen it though. i do know that he did do it though.

we have a student teacher for the guidance counselor. pretty positive he is now selling drugs. actually i'm positive.

we were all over the news for a secret "sex room" where kids went to do drugs and fuck. found a bunch of porn, weed and other stuff in it. really funny.

there's a few other things but this is best school experiences so i'm not too sure. probably just going to environmental studies freshman year going outside everyday while the teacher stayed inside and smoking mad blunts. so sweet.
Jun 2 2009 10:47PM
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KravtZ
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ahah yea that happened to me once or twice luckly i got a nice radar now so nice but the sawmill is such a scary road cops love to hide in that grass part right in the middle near mt kisco and bedord....if u see my car gimme a shoutout i got a black 08 civic with newschoolers.com sticker on the back
Jun 2 2009 10:52PM
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BigM1218
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dude seeing one of those behind you while your driving is always a nerve racking experience, whether your doing something wrong or not.... i hate those damn cars
Jun 2 2009 10:59PM
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Slinger1x1
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but there is this main-ish road that i live off of, so i drive it all the time, and its a 30 limit but its almost impossible to do less than at least 40. so there is thise other street off of this main road that meets the road at like a 15 degree angle (instead of 90 like normal), so its almost parallel. but its also a hill and there are trees between it and the main road

so your driving along, doing a very safe 45 yet still speeding, and you drive past this road, and then you realize there is a blacked out charger cop (if its night, you dont even know its there) almost ontop of you just waiting for you. theres nothing you can do.. its terrible

then they also hide in someoene driveway down the same road, its so fucking tricky.

but yeah, the saw mill is bad, they are tough out there
Jun 2 2009 11:09PM
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BigM1218
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thats sucks dude....ive been on that road before and i know what you are talking about. i also got pulled over by one on the palisades parkway (which is a 50 speed limit) doing 75 a week after i got my permit and my whole family was in the car. my dad was laughing at me while my mom was yelling at me..... not a fun experience
Jun 2 2009 11:12PM
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Shredneck
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its my red neck hood lol but I will as soon as im outta college heading west for sure. Theres alot worse shit that doesnt involve kids though about 5 years ago this hired farm hand was on meth and killed the owners (husband and wife) with a pipe then mangled the bodies with a tractor bucket and put them in the manure pile. pretty twisted if you ask me. plus alot of drug robberys but I've posted about them before and those posts got deleted so I woulnt go there
Jun 2 2009 11:13PM
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Elijah.
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Having everyone wondering how we got the soccer goals on top of a 40 ft high roof, and then a rowboat on top of a 20 ft high roof. Senior prank, both goals said seniors 09 (in toilet paper inside of them) and the rowboat was decked out and shit. Cops are getting involved with the guy who's rowboat it is though, administrations being straight gay about the whole deal.
Jun 2 2009 11:14PM
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BigM1218
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dude for the sake of everyone reading this thread, please do not post anymore stories!! thats some sick shit! its depressing...
Jun 2 2009 11:15PM
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Slinger1x1
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which road? the saw mill or the one where the cops hide near my house? because that road is Seven Bridges Road. it takes you to town or to one of our middle schools.
Jun 2 2009 11:18PM
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BigM1218
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no i meant saw mill...ive been on that
Jun 2 2009 11:19PM
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