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I shoot lasers out of NASA satellites
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its a pretty pimpin job. im still in training though but next week i start commanding satellites under close supervision
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hold the world hostage for 11 million dollars.
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and then buy the rights to Jibij and keep it open!
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yeah be like dr. evil and create a plot and hold the world hostage
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i was actually in 2 classes with his roommate last semester
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When this happens, put the bitch over my house and take a picture of me naked in the yard.
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good luck getting laid at that job
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why would i want to fuck a satellite? it shoots fucking lasers!
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no what you need to do is shoot the jeans off a girl with a really nice ass and then look at it.
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I think what he is implying is you would get any in such a nerdy profession.
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But with his profession, he will be super rich....
And we all know:
Money= unlimited pussy
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uhhh i aint tryin to get laid at work...maybe at the local high schools but not at work
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who cares if it nerdy. it will make him mad dough and that will get him plenty of pussy and its really fucking cool. id love to shoot lasers at shit... good for you dude, goodluck with that job
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Adam, shoot my house.
I DARE YOU!
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all it would do is measure the elevation of the polar ice cap at your house...move to the north or south pole and ill get ya. up close its strong enough to burn a whole through a wall though but its designed to expand and the enery
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my shit just posted while i was typing.
the energy spreads out so by the time its at the same height as the ISS you can look directly at it with out damaging your eyes
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cool dude what did you study in school? i design rotor craft parts for developement purposes for nasa haha
and hes right pimpin shit like this gets you mad ladies...seriously reduces your time on the mtn's tho
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electrical and computer engineering man and im only a sophomore. im workin 40 hours a week now and 20 hours a week during the school year. i wanna end up at lockheed eventually
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