-Remember lieutenant, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
-Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that confuse you?
I think he's talking about the fact that they are both dressed pretty similar making it hard to distinguish who is who. Makes it look like they are the same person.
RE: the insult "That's gayer than AIDS"
Your insult would have made sense if it was said in the 80s or 90s, but now the incidence of AIDS is more prevalent in heterosexual individuals*... the correct way to try pwning someone with that statement now a days is to say "I'm sorry to those I offend, but that was officially more heterosexual than AIDS".
on the video page, the kid in the vid says that he would have had it if his din was tighter or something. this guy is saying that not making the 2 had nothing to do with his din because his ski stayed on