i think skiing and snowboarding are really the same and we should share the mountain and not hate on eachother, but having to defend skiing from snowboarders who say its gay and lame is inevitable. so what do you say when you get confronted in an argument by boarder
It is a known fact that the farther away from the mountains you live the better you are at gnarshmallow
Skiing is so gay. Snowboarders look way cooler and have way more tricks. All skiers can do is flippy helicoptery pencil spins. I keep tellin them that they aren't allowed in the snowboard park but they always just call me a "gaper" whatever that means and just ride away.
Fuck skiers and their poles. Snowboarding is waaaay cooler
Well I dont know about tanner hall pokemon, but I usually just tell them theyre right, Skiing is the gayest shit ever, and if they haven't noticed, the gays are taking over... so get on the train TOOOT TOOOT!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"