I saw my brother in my house today, and he was wearing one of those scarf-things that everyone has a boner for.
My mom was like 'Why are you giving him such a hard time?'
I reply with 'I hate those...things...those...gah I don't know what they are called. They could be called afghans!'
10 seconds later and I had entered 'afghan' into google image search, and ran into something creepy.
Search it and look at the 15th picture, its super scary in minimized form, but far more cuddly when opened up.